The end of days, what will YOU be doing

[HannahG]

What will YOU be doing when the RAPTURE comes? I'll be having fun, I tell you what.

I've got my entire day planned out.

Read this before reading my plan : http://fearless-assassins.com/forum/topic/18663-end-of-the-world-this-saturday/

 

 

 

 

Glutton

On saturday I'll sit outside, make lots of burgers on the bbq, and watch 'bodies get strewn about' during the morning.

 

Lust(Sex without intent to reproduce)

Envy

Gay/Lesbianism (According to this people, this is a sin also)

It'll be a lovely evening with the girl as we perform forbidden activities on members of the same sex. I'll envy her beautiful blue eyes one last time.

 

Sloth/Lazy

Then we'll sit on the couch afterwards and cuddle while watching movies.

 

Listlessness (Making a plan and failing to comply is considered a sin, so I HAD to put something I'd push off on my list)

I will plan to clean the house before the end....I won't though

 

Wrath

After that we'll probably get VERY pissed off at all the people making loud noise, such as screaming in pain, and tell them to STFU or burn in hell. Most will probably pick the latter since it's coming for them anyways.

 

Glutton

Passing judgement upon others

Sloth

More wrath

GREEEEEEED

Apathy

We'll then sit outside sipping tea and eating crackers with cheese while watching said people descend to hell, we'll place bets for money and greed about which sin we think each person committed. We won't help them out of the ever growing holes, or you know, whatever...

 

 

Night time comes around and we have time for one last thing, better make it good!!!

 

Lust

Gluttony

Lazy

Sloth

Greed

Pride

 

We'll sit down for dinner, it will be dimly lit by candles, because by this time hopefully the electricity is out, it will be steak that we stole from a store. A prime cut in fact. I'm extremely proud of my find. I smile and boast a little bit before eating. It's delicious. I savor every bite of my last meal? We cuddle for a bit before getting back to business. After we're done eating and sexy times, we'll be tired, and go to sleep, despite the screams of the neighbors / roommates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It will be a lovely day..

What will you all do during said day of rapture?

Make plans, make them fun. It's a fun day, after all.

Edited May 19, 2011 by HannahG

[Wifestein]

In the morning I will go to some meeting about my trip to australia and at night im prob going to a b-day party and !party hard

 

so woopdedoop, party hard on saturday

[KingCamper]

strangely enough hannah your post turns me on! lol Ill be smoking a joint drinking beer watching the show if I'm taking or not Ill be waiting

[HannahG]

In the morning I will go to some meeting about my trip to australia and at night im prob going to a b-day party and !party hard

 

so woopdedoop, party hard on saturday

Will the bday person be tossed around by demons? That would be a fun game. almost like reverse hot potato! <3

[KARINE]

I'll be in a bunker underground with my family chilling & drinking wine

[Antichrist]

Why wait for this "end of the world" to do those things?

 

I say you should indulge daily

[icky?/]

Put my comfortable chair outside, crack open a beer, light a smoke and listen to this record:

 

[HannahG]

Put my comfortable chair outside, crack open a beer, light a smoke and listen to this record:

 

Love me some Johnny Cash <3

[MadCap]

Lol! at least you've given it plenty of thought whereas I have not. Planning ahead is always best.

Sounds like an outline for a movie "last day of HannaG". I would watch it

[HannahG]

Lol! at least you've given it plenty of thought whereas I have not. Planning ahead is always best.

Sounds like an outline for a movie "last day of Hannah G". I would watch it

Pssst, I corrected your post in this quote ;D My name ends with H. ^-^ hehehe

 

 

And of course you would, everyone would. I'm lovely. /endpride

 

 

But no, seriously, it would be a fun movie, so much carnage <3

[Scream]

Nothing will happen.

But I'm going on party, gonna chill, drink and have fun with friends. :>

[KingCamper]

something to read found it interesting.

 

http://www.secretsofsurvival.com/survival/the_rapture.html

[sicsiksix]

Hmmm. Interesting question. What to do with your last day.....

 

Well, for starters, I think I'd start my day by stuffing my face with as much bacon, sausage, corned beef hash (yum) and any other garbage breakfast food my body could stomach. No need to worry about gaining weight or having a heart attack, its the rapture! (yay!)

 

Next, I'd probably have to relieve my bowels of all of that junk that I piled in. Probably going over to the neighbor's yard for this. Get em' back for all of those times their dog did it in mine.

 

Then the real debauchery starts. Definitley going to hit the local liquor store and get as much of the "heavy sauce" that I can carry. It's still morning at this point, but hey: Can't say you drank all day unless you start early!

 

After a quick stop at the liquor store, gonna make a stop in the seedier part of town for some recreational drugs. I'm sure I can find something fun to make the day more interesting, but what to choose for the last day.....choices, choices. Well, i'm not too familiar with this, so we'll have to see what the local dealers have on hand. I'm sure they can make a practical "end of the world high" suggestion.

 

Next, to the local gun shop. Might as well pick up some fun guns to shoot at all the demons, living dead, zombies and whatnot. Maybe it'll be like the zombie mod. Thats pretty fun, how different can it be? Might be a problem getting all of those automatic weapons, but they probably won't enforce the 3 day waiting period. It is the apocolypse after all. Cripes!

 

Probably stop at the grocery store for some steaks, and whatever else catches my eye. (For later)

 

Then, off to find a good spot to watch everything unfold. Where is a good place to watch the end of the world? From home? Nah, too obvious. Need something more exiting. Need to be somewhere where you get a good view......from the top of building somewhere. Not too tall or you won't be able to see all the action. Maybe around 5-10 stories sounds about right.

 

After picking an appropriate spot to watch, set up camp and let er' rip! Booze, drugs, and good music. REM's "end of the world" sounds like an appropriate song, but I think I'll go with something a bit more suited to my style. Ah, Slayer's "Reign in Blood" might be a good soundtrack to the apocolypse. Could probably mix in some Lamb of God, Pantera, and a few others as well.

 

Now that we're all set up on top of a building, half out of our minds from the booze and drugs, and working up an appetite from shooting zombies and watching all the chaos going on, it might be a good idea to grill up those steaks I mentioned earlier. No need for a grill with all the hellfire and brimstone and such. Just lay em' on a flat metal surface and season to perfection. Bon Appetite!

 

After the last meal I'll ever have, its time to get down to business with Mrs. 6. Not going into detail here, but I assure you: It will be epic. (I didn't know the human body could bend that way?!?) Okay, okay. Stop painting a mental picture you pervs.

 

After all is said and done, time to brace for the inevetible. Am I off to the puffy clouds of heaven, or the fiery depths of hell. Hmmm. By definition we're all sinners and probably on our way to meet Beezelbub. On the otherhand, I could just repent my sins and be scooped up by the heavenly father into eternal bliss. Ahh, screw it. Hell has better music.

 

Actually, what does it matter. Forget everything I said. This is a bunch of crap anyway. See you Sunday! Wait, better make that Monday. I'm gonna need to sleep this one off.....

[Papito]

I gonna die.

[KingCamper]

I'd like to add that with the coming of the rapture jesus is coming back to take his followers....Then their will be 6 months of "hell". Repent and DO NOT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST and you to will live in the land of glory.