Baska Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 * I had a dream where i dreamt that i was dreaming and in that dream that i was dreaming in my dream, i was dreaming of another dream and it was a dreamy dream. * I'm bored of poking... we need a 'spank me, spank me now' button!! *Yup... I definitely caught something... mouth tastes like crap, headache, burning stomach, double vision. must be the new Beer Flu. * I am on a happy diet. I eat only things that make me happy. * Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up, after i finish laughing. * knows why women have trouble parking...because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. * Remember... every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence! So when I smack the crap out of you...remember...It was your choice! * Wonders who decided that paper defeats rock? Have somebody hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then toss a rock at it. Who wins? * ...wishes that dollars multiplied as rapidly as dust bunnies! * my status is currently holding a grudge right now, check back later to see if it has decided to vent out it's issues. * If u wake up on Christmas day and taste anything weird in ur mouth, then rememba that Santa only cums once a year * I am going to sleep better tonight now that I know there are no such things as monsters. The voices in the closet told me so * _____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself! * The purple monkey in my closet just stole my Twinkies, and the little elf that lives in my jewelry box is laughing at me, I think I need new roommates * say, "The true meaning of being crazy is not talking to yourself, it's not answering yourself, it's when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said"!! * Have you noticed how a post about one thing turns into a whole conversation about something that had absolutely nothing to do with your original post? * When it goes down, I scream. When it comes up, I lean backwards with pleasure. When it goes faster, I beg for more.Damn..gotta love roller coasters. * knows she won't go to Heaven, but that's ok 'cause she wouldn't know anyone there anyway! * when I woke up this morning I thought, hrmmmm - COFFEE!! - my only productive thought so far today * Roses are red, Nuts are brown.., Skirts go up, Shorts go down.., Body to body, Skin to skin.., When it goes hard.., Just shove it in!!! * Haven't lost my mind.. We are just playing hide and seek and my mind is too good at the game.. * of course women don't work as hard as men, THEY GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ! * i want you in my bed, with the lights off, under the covers, to check out my new glow and the dark watch! wait... what did u think i was talking bout?? PERVERT! * 's positive thought for the day: You should never look down on someone, unless they're giving you head. * feels life was so much easier when our worries were, recess was too short, decisions were solved by eenie, meenie, minee, moe and, who had the best lunch box! * Well, speaking as an intellectual, I wholeheartedly believe that paperclips are the larval stages of wire coat hangers. Quote
sinA* <3 Padme*Amidala Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 - ill be burger king and you be McDonald's...meaning ill have it my way and your gonna love it - Santa: I have been VERY naughty... Does that mean I get what i deserve? Whips, chains, handcuffs, and a spanking? - Never try new moves in bed, your partner will NOT be enjoying it. Instead they'll be wondering who you learned it from! - I'm bored of poking... we need a 'spank me, spank me now' button!! - knows why women have trouble parking...because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. - is brilliant in bed ... when my blanket wants to feel my body and my pillow wants some head, I indulge them for hours and hours - if you're making love to music, use a live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes. - If u wake up on Christmas day and taste anything weird in ur mouth, then rememba that Santa only cums once a year - says: If I wanted your opinion I would have ripped your head off and squeezed it out of you; otherwise sit back and shut up! - wants you in her room, under her covers, with all the lights off, so she can show you her new glow sticks - When it goes down, I scream. When it comes up, I lean backwards with pleasure. When it goes faster, I beg for more.Damn..gotta love roller coasters. - Roses are red, Nuts are brown.., Skirts go up, Shorts go down.., Body to body, Skin to skin.., When it goes hard.., Just shove it in!!! - 's positive thought for the day: You should never look down on someone, unless they're giving you head. - why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch! - I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it. i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i luv escalators now Quote
Chuckun Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 - I love Chuckun, Chuckun is great. - Chuckun is my hero - Chuckun is sexy - Oh Chuckun, you beast. - Chuckun tastes better than Chicken. Feel free to use your favourite. LOL Quote
Baska Posted December 16, 2010 Author Posted December 16, 2010 * Best engine ever made is a P*ssy.It takes any size piston,self lubricates,starts with one finger & does its own oil change every 28 days! * why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch! * thinks sugar and spice makes everyone nice, but beer and whisky makes everyone frisky! * Dear Santa, I am sorry to say that I was Very Naughty this year... but you have to admit it was Nice watching me. * After the FUN I had,I'm gonna be on the naughty list for a LONG time! Sorry Santa... * A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! * Seriously..if you want us to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to save a tree and eat a beaver.. * I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. * 'How many men have you slept with in your life?' a man asks his wife. 'Only you' she replies 'For the rest I was wide awake!' * Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn't talking about sneezing. * to do list: play hide and go seek with oompa loompas, go to Narnia, get flying lessons from Harry Potter, and go blow bubbles with Spongebob * is singing Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off 2 bed we go, With a lick and a screw and a head job 2...Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho!!! * what's black and white and black and white? A PENGUIN ROLLING DOWN A HILL. What's black and white and laughing? THE PENGUIN THAT PUSHED HIM * say's, "lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut follow me" * Roll Roll Roll my self right into bed, kiss my pillow, hug my covers, call me sleepyhead * Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Twinkle Twinkle little star and ABC have the same tune ...LOL I bet you just checked * is not clumsy, she's just uniquely coordinated * is wondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same! * Is smiling because the voices in her head are whispering ~*~ and it tickles * Off to bed to dream of headbanging leprechauns drinking Jager bombs with Purple bunnies! Happy dreams * was always told to practice the Golden Rule - treat others like I wanted to be treated... so I spanked you and pulled your hair. * Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up. Quote
Wifestein Posted December 16, 2010 Posted December 16, 2010 - I love Chuckun, Chuckun is great. - Chuckun is my hero - Chuckun is sexy - Oh Chuckun, you beast. - Chuckun tastes better than Chicken. Feel free to use your favourite. LOL Chuckun Quote
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