PHANTASM Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Interview with Keith Q) So, we would like to talk for a while, get to know you, that sort of thing. A) OK, sure, but can I have your etkey? It's in your etmain folder. Daredevil told me to ask you for it. Q) Maybe later. I was wondering, at what age did you start wanting to be other people? A) Oh gee, I was about 8 and I started wearing my big sister's clothes, wearing her makeup, her tampons, that sort of thing. Q) Hmm. Interesting. Was there anyone else you pretended to be, you know, at an early age? A) It wasn't just my sister. I used to pretend to be a deaf mute so I could get free cookies at school. Sometimes I would steal my older brother's driver's license to buy cigarettes. I've always wanted to be someone else ever since that night with my uncle when I was six. Do you think that's strange? I mean, actors take on the identity of other people all the time. Q) Well, it's different, Keith. It makes you unique. A lot of us at Fearless Assassins have gotten to know and love you. You're an evil bastard, you have weird compulsions, and that makes you interesting. Even worth writing about. A) Yeah, I kind of like the attention. I guess I need people like you to think I'm important. It's the only thing I've got in this world. Q) The big question here, and I know I'm speaking for everyone, is why ET? Why not steal keys from a game where the keys actually have value? Why try to get etkeys from other players when you could just delete the one you have and reconnect to punkbuster and get a new one? A) You can do that? Oh shit. Really? You sure? I mean, of course, I knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidParadox Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 hardware ban please??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Lmao wut a nub keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkTea? Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Your fabricated Keith is quite an insecure little freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISCHWARS Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 i talked with him 5 minutes and he gave me his key and guide : ) if somebody needs it just pm me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinA* <3 Padme*Amidala Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Interview with Keith Q) So, we would like to talk for a while, get to know you, that sort of thing. A) OK, sure, but can I have your etkey? It's in your etmain folder. Daredevil told me to ask you for it. Q) Maybe later. I was wondering, at what age did you start wanting to be other people? A) Oh gee, I was about 8 and I started wearing my big sister's clothes, wearing her makeup, her tampons, that sort of thing. Q) Hmm. Interesting. Was there anyone else you pretended to be, you know, at an early age? A) It wasn't just my sister. I used to pretend to be a deaf mute so I could get free cookies at school. Sometimes I would steal my older brother's driver's license to buy cigarettes. I've always wanted to be someone else ever since that night with my uncle when I was six. Do you think that's strange? I mean, actors take on the identity of other people all the time. Q) Well, it's different, Keith. It makes you unique. A lot of us at Fearless Assassins have gotten to know and love you. You're an evil bastard, you have weird compulsions, and that makes you interesting. Even worth writing about. A) Yeah, I kind of like the attention. I guess I need people like you to think I'm important. It's the only thing I've got in this world. Q) The big question here, and I know I'm speaking for everyone, is why ET? Why not steal keys from a game where the keys actually have value? Why try to get etkeys from other players when you could just delete the one you have and reconnect to punkbuster and get a new one? A) You can do that? Oh shit. Really? You sure? I mean, of course, I knew that. lol is that really what he said? hahaha he didnt seem so smart to me as i was talking with him :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papito Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 lol is that really what he said? hahaha he didnt seem so smart to me as i was talking with him :/ lol, is a spoof interview with keith from future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. orange Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 haha good interview, enjoyed the read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberwolf Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterz Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 i talked with him 5 minutes and he gave me his key and guide : ) if somebody needs it just pm me Keith is handing out GUID's now???? :confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krauersaut Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Keith is handing out GUID's now???? :confused He did in October. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterz Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 He did in October. I didnt revive it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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