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Granted, now you know all the sexual things Duckie wants to do to you ;)

 

I wish that I didn't need sleep

 

 

Granted but now you have bags under your eyes that look like lunar craters.

 

I wish my gf's work hours and mine didn't conflict.

Posted

Granted but now you have bags under your eyes that look like lunar craters.

 

I wish my gf's work hours and mine didn't conflict.

 

Granted, but one of you loses the job and becomes homeless, and smells bad.

 

I wish i knew

Posted

Granted, but you'll forget everything you used to know.

 

I wish I was never bored

 

Granted , but for the rest of your life youll be entertained with stuff you never liked .

 

I wish id be 15 again , but with having the same knowledge as i have now .

Posted

Granted , but for the rest of your life youll be entertained with stuff you never liked .

 

I wish id be 15 again , but with having the same knowledge as i have now .

 

Granted, but you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish I had better speakers for my computer

Posted (edited)

Granted, but you have no arms or legs.

 

I wish I had better speakers for my computer

 

Granted, but you spend all the money you had on new speakers and now your pc is broken

 

I wish I had a better job

Edited by ! avaa ^.~
Posted

Granted, but your job involves prostitution and hard rape. And you're the one being raped.

I wish the guy of my dreams would show up and ask me out and we live happily ever after.

Posted

Granted, but your job involves prostitution and hard rape. And you're the one being raped.

I wish the guy of my dreams would show up and ask me out and we live happily ever after.

 

Granted, but he is involved in a car crash which leaves his entire body paralyzed and he is unable to speak.

So much for living happily ever after :P

 

I wish for a giant fish tank with a Lion's Mane Jellyfish in it

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Granted, but the tank breaks and the jellyfish eats you.

 

I wish I had a big house

 

Granted, but now you and Duckie are in a lot more debt...

 

I wish that we can get 25 people on vent like we used to =]

Posted

Granted, but now you and Duckie are in a lot more debt...

 

I wish that we can get 25 people on vent like we used to =]

 

Granted, but there's now 25 annoying kids mumbling words on vent!

 

I wish I was a bird

Posted

Granted, your ass looks nice, but now your face looks like an ass as well.

 

I wish I could meet all my F|A friends in the rl.

Posted

Granted, your ass looks nice, but now your face looks like an ass as well.

 

I wish I could meet all my F|A friends in the rl.

 

 

Granted, but you'll die of an heart attack after you see us >: D

 

 

I wish I'd have some beer right now =)

Posted (edited)

Granted, but you'll die of an heart attack after you see us >: D

 

 

I wish I'd have some beer right now =)

 

Granted a cup of "pale ale" from American Pie!

 

I wish i could get a new job

Edited by Morbid Angel

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