Hola Amigo's most know who i am if not i shall let you in on my life adventure! As a kid i spent most my days creating large sexual objects in the basement of my gay uncles house and by the age of 14 i began playing classical music for the trans siberian orchestra. In my off time i volunteer at the prison where i collect semen samples to make lotion for other F/A members. As far as daily work, im a plus size hand model/ pro ping pong player. joining f/a would be a dream come true, much better than blowjobs or pancakes! as far as referrals go most of you f/a have forced me against my will to come on here and apply so here i am, since i couldnt get the duct tape or handcuffs off.