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If you are getting it on with a guy's wife...you need to read this.

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Whenever you go to her house for some play time,  pack a small bag and leave it close to their house somewhere.

 

In that bag should be the following items:

 

A pair of underwear

A pair of pants

A shirt of some kind

Some socks and shoes (preferably running shoes)

spare keys to car and house

$20 or more

Cell phone

 

Why do this?  Cause none of these things are within reach when her husband comes home unexpectedly.

Running around a neighborhood naked, is a sure fire one way ticket to the jail.

Plus,  a good shooter will take out those nuts for you.

 

If she is at your house,  keep a loaded pistol next to the bed and deadbolt all the doors.

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No, but a good friend of mine, showed up at my door one night....naked.  His feet were so bloody, I couldn't let him inside.

So I bandaged his feet and put a robe on him and took him to his sister's house.  God was she angry.

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