+Zippo+ Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 READ ALL 7 JOKES. 1) 2 fleas on a pussy. One's a burgular & the other one's a junkie. How can you tell them apart? The burgular is hiding in the bush & the junkie is sniffing the crack. 2) The most common sexual position in married couples today is Doggy Style. Husband sits & begs for pussy & the wife rolls over & plays dead. 3) The Sex Professor asks: "Do you know what your a**h**** is doing while your having an orgasm?" Woman replies, "Probably deer hunting w/ his friends" 4) Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same but it ain't f***ing right! 5) Why do midgets laugh when they run? Cuz the grass tickles their nuts! 6) 98% of black men say they like sex in the shower.. the other 2% haven't been 2 prison yet. 7) A man comes home & shouts "Honey pack your bags I hit the Lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything..GET THE f*** OUT b***! Quote
Guest R..pace! Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 (edited) Explicitness alert! Children avert your eyes! lol You're quite a naught one +Zippo+ Edited June 12, 2010 by R..pace! Quote
SL!VER Posted June 13, 2010 Posted June 13, 2010 READ ALL 7 JOKES. 1) 2 fleas on a pussy. One's a burgular & the other one's a junkie. How can you tell them apart? The burgular is hiding in the bush & the junkie is sniffing the crack. 2) The most common sexual position in married couples today is Doggy Style. Husband sits & begs for pussy & the wife rolls over & plays dead. 3) The Sex Professor asks: "Do you know what your a**h**** is doing while your having an orgasm?" Woman replies, "Probably deer hunting w/ his friends" 4) Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same but it ain't f***ing right! 5) Why do midgets laugh when they run? Cuz the grass tickles their nuts! 6) 98% of black men say they like sex in the shower.. the other 2% haven't been 2 prison yet. 7) A man comes home & shouts "Honey pack your bags I hit the Lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything..GET THE f*** OUT b***! nice and nice pic to go with it too lol Quote
+Zippo+ Posted June 13, 2010 Author Posted June 13, 2010 Haha, a very good friend texted me that and figured i would share it with you all. Glad you all like it Quote
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