Addicted to ET when ...

[Betty Boop]

"You know you're addicted to ET when..."

 

1 / Your wife left you because you kept screaming "Fire in the hole!" and "Incoming!" during sex.

 

 

2 / Every time you walk in a room, you instantly know every choke point, hiding spot, and good panzer 

 

location.

 

 

3 / You've vowed to stop playing ET.... every day since last December. 

 

 

4 / Every time you get a small cut you shout, "Need a medic!" 

 

 

5 / The only friends you have are in your clan. 

 

 

6 / You get annoyed every time something unimportant interrupts your gaming, like family, school, and 

 

"real life", whatever the heck that is. 

 

 

7 / Voted In class, when the teacher explains how to solve a differential equation, you yell "omg wtf 

 

h4x!!1!" 

8 / When you get in trouble for jumping off a ledge onto someone below, you calmly explain that you were 

 

 testing if goomba jumping works so you can determine if real life is ETpro ,Silent, Jaymod ....

 

 

9 / You visit the local sports store and ask if they sell ammo for your MP40.

 

 

10 / You are a master of disguise: you can steal anybody's pants and look exactly like them. 

 

 

11 / You get in trouble for strafe jumping onto furniture and breaking windows and bulletin boards with 

 

your knife.

 

 

12 / Every time you step out the front door, you pause to scan your front lawn for landmines. 

 

 

13 / You are a master of disguise: you can steal anybody's pants and look exactly like them. 

 

 

14 / You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Jawohl!" and "Nein!", and giving 

 

 her the Nazi salute when you enter the classroom. 

 

 

15 / When someone commits murder in a movie, you get up and scream "FFS, noob! GIB that body

 

 

16 /  Your toaster breaks, but you worry that if you fix it before it's actually time for breakfast, that 

 

would be XP whoring. 

 

 

17 / Every time you spot a traffic accident, you run up to the injured and toss cardboard boxes on them. 

 

They don't seem to be picking up your health packs so you tell them to /reconnect. That doesn't work 

 

either so you try TK reviving them with your knife but you accidentally overstab them. As the cops 

 

haul you off in handcuffs, you keep screaming, "I'm a medic!" 

 

 

18 / You run up to a manhole, run past it, then run backwards over it, then past it again... Until you 

 

finally fall in, miss the ladder completely, and break your legs. 

 

 

19 / When someone's in your way you shout in a deep, angry voice "Move!" and shove them. 

[bigbro]

I love this thanks very much for posting

[SiD]

[Zer0]

Hahaha awesome!

[Betty Boop]

thanks to you all to liked this post but usually it is a poll with yes and no for every question  but i cant use only 3 poll options so i just posted the questions