Need help, My friend has a demon G/F and we cannot get ride of her

[Methuselah]

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Here is just a little piece of what my friends going through.

 

I have this friend, and his girlfriends a fat pig, and a total manipulator. My friend just doesn’t listen to us this b**** walks all over him, and spits on his face and she’s a fat f****. Want to know what happened on Valentine’s Day? My friend goes to jewelry store the night before with me. We go 90 minutes away to this store of course he failed to tell me where we were going. He just said hey want to grab some food, I was in the car for 90 min and then he tells me we are going to jewelry store, so we get there right, the store closed before we left, so we went there for nothing so we drive back. On the way back we find a different store he was like thank god I was like f**** he found another store I was trying to stop him. So he buys her a $250 necklace I was like u kidding me how are u paying for that he tells me he went into debt to get it I was like u idiot. So we get back and he has all valentines’ day planned out. And guess who calls him his fat f**** of a demon girlfriend and he puts her on speaker phone he starts talking and she cuts him off tells him she won’t be here tom for valentine’s day his face goes white so he starts pleading with her why won’t u be here he asks She says I don’t feel like being here tom so I’m going home so he asks what time u going to be back she says Tuesday And then she’s like just kidding I will be here but I don’t want to spend any time with you on Valentine’s Day I couldn’t believe it. I almost said something my friend was looking like a sad ass puppy and this shits been going on for 14 months. She just uses him, she’s evil, she knows it too, and so do all the rest of us, and she knows we all know, and she knows we cannot stop her. She comes over and snickers at us she made him crawl on his hands and knees one time through the hallway So after that my friend looks like he’s about to cry but attempts to look pissed so he’s like let’s go to the bar I’m like f**** yea Dump this b**** and he was like I’m done with her forever so we go to the bar I buy him 5 shots of whisky he gets f****ed up I tell him to delete the b****es number from his phone he says no point he has it memorized I was likes Jesus so he goes to hang out with another girl I was so happy 2 hours later he comes back, I was like what happened but he wouldn’t talk to me so the next day I wake up and guess who is sleeping with him in his bed that fat f****ing demon I couldn’t believe it I literally stopped and stared for 2 min to make sure I wasn’t seeing an illusion it was real I cannot figure out how to get my friend to f****ing drop this b**** I need help. This type of s*** has been occurring for 14 months, we need to get him away from that thing he calls his girlfriend.

 

*****forgot to add he purchased about $200 in flowers for her that day and had his mutual friend deliver them for him so she got the flowers before we left to the jewelry store. *****

 

Oh forgot to add that she cheats on him every month too.

[gigabyte]

Really nothing you can do, Your friend is just one of those guys that don't listen. My cousin was the same way, the girl cheated on him and he still wanted her. There are some dumb people in this world.

[PHANTASM]

lol is this guy your college rommmate? Otherwise let him screw up his life and get hurt just leave you out of it. If it's your roommate you have a big problem.

[aarop2]

that sucks tell your friend to dump her already.

is she really fat?

[Methuselah]

Please keep the advice coming I would appreciate it, thank you.

[Desu]

until something really big happens, your friend wont listen.

best of you to maybe just confront her and make her lay off of him.

 

or just, call chuck norris

[Thor]

Sounds like he's a pretty young guy, prob early 20's? My advice (if he's still in school) is to forget about any kind of relationship and start thinking with his other head (the one on top of his shoulders) finish school, find a good job and start a career first before you even consider a relationship. I didn't get married until I was 29. In my opinion your 20's are the prime years to do all the things you want to do in life. Travel, go to concerts, party hardy, doing dumb shit (nothing illegal), finish college, joining the military and figuring out what you want to do for the rest of your life. Once you hit late 20's or 30 then you start to settle down and become responsible, get married, start a family find a career or turn into an Old Fart still playing video games.

 

So my advice would be to get rid of the girl, focus on school and move on with your life. There's plenty of women out there and none are worth even trying to keep if they cheat, just move on if they do and find someone else. BTW bars are the worst place to try to find a good woman to be a girl friend, good place to find a woman willing to go to bed with you but bad if looking for one for a relationship.

[aarop2]

or just, call chuck norris

+1

[OnionKnight]

until something really big happens, your friend wont listen.

best of you to maybe just confront her and make her lay off of him.

 

or just, call chuck norris

 

Maybe she'll get STD's and then dumped for all the cheating

[kristy]

you a strong guy? if you are, you should confront her and tell her to stop being so f***ing evil or there will be hell to pay. if you are roommates, tell your roommate to get rid of girl or you will move out or you will kick him out. or you could find a nice girl and introduce her to him, maybe he'll be interested and dump the b*** for this new girl.

[Methuselah]

he is not my roommate he lives in the room across from me in the fraternity house.

[NoGooD]

Meth...I hardly know you, but if you don't get this guy on either Dr. Phil or the Steve Wilkos show..your doing yourself and every TV watching hippie in here a disservice man. This is some kwality material.

 

All kidding aside, if your buddy won't listen to you there is nothing you can do except hire a smoking hot escort to seduce your buddy and knock him out of the mindset he's in.

[Desu]

seriously, if she is caught in the act, he will stop....

or get a really hot girl, maybe he will change his mind

[unlawfulsniper]

You need to get your buddy a better girl and let him forget about her. If she is a fat B, that should not very much of a challenge for you. The least you could do is get him a skinny B, who will still pussywhip him but at least he will get better sex and you will have a nicer face to look at when she bitches you out

[<Jose>]

Simple, punch her. or you could get all all holy on thta demon or tell him to watch

Edited February 22, 2010 by <Jose>