Phobia Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 There is only one sure way to a man's heart, and it begins with a three inch incision 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 To get into a man's heart, depends on what you inject in his arteries. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 The key to a woman's heart is laughter. Just make sure she's not laughing at your ****. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then reach upwards until your elbow is in his rib cage. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Why so hard on a man???? Women should be treated like a Queen! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then reach upwards until your elbow is in his rib cage. I'm laughing too much I can't find a new thing to say hahahaha. thanks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 my heart is in your hands? XD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Women don't like diamonds. Women like being right and Richard Gere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 If you ask me what my sexuality is, you're not going to get a straight answer. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 women are easy to please.. make her laugh..be a good lover..be a good listener...make her feel special..if she is worried be the rock and tell her everything will be ok...after all you know it is all your fault and if you live with or get married take out the trash... see,and you thought they were high maintenance 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Men can be messy, loud, and hyper. They drool when they see something they like and beg when they want something. I would say a dog is a better investment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 A relationship is like a house. If a light bulb goes out, you don't buy a new house. You fix the light bulb. Unless of course that house a lying b***h. In that case you burn that f****r down and buy a better house with good light bulbs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Men can be messy, loud, and hyper. They drool when they see something they like and beg when they want something. I would say a dog is a better investment. you sorry about the drool..it's my breed..how about those balls tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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