words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[oOShockWaveOo]

With good company, a horror movie could become comedy ...

[SunLight]

It's funny how most people when talking about something positive, always include themselves in the list, and exclude themselves when they talk about something negative.

 

It's so ingrained in their minds that whenever you talk in general they immediately suspect you of doing the same thing...

[Phobia]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[LeftWingVixen]

Why are products on a boat cargo, but in a car it's a shipment?

[Tities(.)(.)]

Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret.

[Phobia]

If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

[Raskin]

Wise is the worm that sleeps in

[Yomero]

Is best bird in hand, that cute baby borned in 9 months  

[Tities(.)(.)]

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

[Phobia]

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

+1

[LeftWingVixen]

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

True, but I feel it's more ego from the people being complimented.

[LeftWingVixen]

** If you're not on someone's shit list, you aren't doing anything worthwhile.

[Raskin]

Damn vix u need another ice bucket

[Phobia]

If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me

[Phobia]

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. — Laurence J. Peter