words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[bo0m]

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 


 

Jarod Kintz

[bo0m]

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

[Alphaleader]

I continue to teach you french provebs

 

Rien ne sert de courir, il faut partir à point. Translating this word-for-word works out to "There's no sense in running; you just have to leave on time," which is similar to the English adage "Slow and steady wins the race."

[bo0m]

Who are you?

Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?

Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?

I have. I am f***ing crazy.

But I am free.

Lana Del Rey

[bo0m]

When I was stalking my special lady friend on MySpace, people would always say, 'Is this really Marilyn Manson or some kind of psycho?' And I'm like, 'Both.'

 

Marilyn Manson

[Alphaleader]

Il faut réfléchir avant d'agir. Literally translated as "One must reflect before acting," the English equivalent is "Look before you leap."

[Birdman]

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.

[Ghi]

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

[bo0m]

" I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.

I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no." "

Woody Allen

[bo0m]

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see.

 

Criss Jami, Killosophy

[bo0m]

When angels' tears do flood the earth, the gates of hell shall see rebirth. Wheh the demise of angels doth impend , the human boy shall meet his end'

 

Halo -Alexandra Adornetto

[bo0m]

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My belief is that during conversations, it’s not so much what you say, it’s how you say it that matters. What’s being heard is secondary to what’s being seen, as body language leads the discussion and dictates the mood.

 

Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

[Alphaleader]

When you’re stressed, you eat Ice cream, chocolate and sweets. Do you know why? Because the word “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”.

[bo0m]

When you’re stressed, you eat Ice cream, chocolate and sweets. Do you know why? Because the word “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”.

Ahahaha niceeee +1 for this1

[la7ette]

The people who never have time........... who do the least!