RedAngel Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 A good mood is like a balloon,one little prick is all it takes to ruin it. 5 Quote
0aporte Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 what is red and bad for your teeth?................................................................ a brick 2 Quote
Phobia Posted October 17, 2015 Author Posted October 17, 2015 Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that? 3 Quote
Phobia Posted October 19, 2015 Author Posted October 19, 2015 Any idiot can face a crisis - its the day to day living that wears you out 3 Quote
Phobia Posted October 19, 2015 Author Posted October 19, 2015 Life is like a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can spend it only once 3 Quote
bo0m Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson 2 Quote
Phobia Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 A hug is like a boomerang...you get it back right away 2 Quote
bo0m Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” –Joshua J. Marine 3 Quote
bo0m Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 The starting point of all achievement is desire. If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self. If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. A goal is a dream with a deadline. Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting. 2 Quote
bo0m Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' 1 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 If you trust people as far as you can throw them, that would make babies very untrustworthy. 3 Quote
Phobia Posted October 21, 2015 Author Posted October 21, 2015 Cause of death: drowned in absurdity 2 Quote
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