words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[bo0m]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

[RedAngel]

Sometimes, not saying anything is the best answer, as silence can never be misquoted.

[bo0m]

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

[bo0m]

Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!

[LeftWingVixen]

Sometimes, not saying anything is the best answer, as silence can never be misquoted.

 

This reminds me of what my Dad always says to me, "You never get in trouble for something you don't say."

 

Of course, he has to tell me this a lot since I have a big mouth.

[Phobia]

Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others

[Birdman]

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right

This reminds me of what my Dad always says to me, "You never get in trouble for something you don't say."

 

Of course, he has to tell me this a lot since I have a big mouth.

Guess what else is big

[bo0m]

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right

 

Guess what else is big

He who say he can't can do pretty much everything if you point a gun in hes face

[Soda]

Y'see... I grew up on the streets, with nothing in my pockets,

no food, no water, no power in the sockets,

There was always battles and fights between role models and teachers,

But in hip-hop, my house, my church, every rapper was a preacher,

 

However the things that they often were preachin',

were some awful things, some serious shit,

it was certainly stuff that adults weren't teachin',

but it's all good, see 'cause it was all real, and I guess that's just it

 

'Cause I'm learnin all these weird different kind of maths,

all the adults insisting that I show up to class,

even though these things I'll never use again,

however when things seem to fail, I seem to regen,

 

Movin on into life,

got a great wife,

see the thing is though, I'm still in school.

but don't worry, it's all cool,

 

politics, politics, everywhere I go,

my dad always listens, e'ery ten minutes yellin' "NO!",

see he has a fine mind, just doesn't know how to apply,

but as a politician, I think he'd be awful fly,

 

I needed to find a way out, from all this shit,

then I turned to gaming, thinking that this was it,

I might be a soda addict,

but it's better than something legit,

 

thanks for reading my sodaflow,

'cause now you really know,

I'm a man that's seriously fly,

now to y'all, later, bye-bye

[bo0m]

Y'see... I grew up on the streets, with nothing in my pockets,

no food, no water, no power in the sockets,

There was always battles and fights between role models and teachers,

But in hip-hop, my house, my church, every rapper was a preacher,

 

However the things that they often were preachin',

were some awful things, some serious shit,

it was certainly stuff that adults weren't teachin',

but it's all good, see 'cause it was all real, and I guess that's just it

 

'Cause I'm learnin all these weird different kind of maths,

all the adults insisting that I show up to class,

even though these things I'll never use again,

however when things seem to fail, I seem to regen,

 

Movin on into life,

got a great wife,

see the thing is though, I'm still in school.

but don't worry, it's all cool,

 

politics, politics, everywhere I go,

my dad always listens, e'ery ten minutes yellin' "NO!",

see he has a fine mind, just doesn't know how to apply,

but as a politician, I think he'd be awful fly,

 

I needed to find a way out, from all this shit,

then I turned to gaming, thinking that this was it,

I might be a soda addict,

but it's better than something legit,

 

thanks for reading my sodaflow,

'cause now you really know,

I'm a man that's seriously fly,

now to y'all, later, bye-bye

Not bad at all

[LeftWingVixen]

 

Guess what else is big

 

Your ego?

[Birdman]

Your ego?

My phone bill

[Phobia]

Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"

[bo0m]

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

[0aporte]

what smells like red paint but looks like blue paint.

 

-- blue paint