Phobia Posted August 3, 2015 Author Posted August 3, 2015 either my sarcasm is amazingly unbelievable, or you're just amazingly stupid 3 Quote
Birdman Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f*cking idea why! 3 Quote
Birdman Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 "If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him." 3 Quote
Birdman Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 "The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances." 2 Quote
Phobia Posted August 4, 2015 Author Posted August 4, 2015 Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician 2 Quote
Raskin Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f*cking idea why! my tits will get perky..yaaa!! 2 Quote
RedAngel Posted August 4, 2015 Posted August 4, 2015 Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 4 Quote
Phobia Posted August 5, 2015 Author Posted August 5, 2015 Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! 1 Quote
RedAngel Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work if it's not open. 3 Quote
Phobia Posted August 6, 2015 Author Posted August 6, 2015 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film 1 Quote
RedAngel Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, if you don't change it you'll never get anywhere. 3 Quote
Phobia Posted August 7, 2015 Author Posted August 7, 2015 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life 1 Quote
Phobia Posted August 8, 2015 Author Posted August 8, 2015 Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window 1 Quote
Burn Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 Problem is not the problem,problem is your attitude towards the problem 2 Quote
Birdman Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 Forget the risk and take the fall, if it's what you want, then it's worth it all 5 Quote
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