Phobia Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 either my sarcasm is amazingly unbelievable, or you're just amazingly stupid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f*cking idea why! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 "The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f*cking idea why! my tits will get perky..yaaa!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work if it's not open. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, if you don't change it you'll never get anywhere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Problem is not the problem,problem is your attitude towards the problem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Forget the risk and take the fall, if it's what you want, then it's worth it all 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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