New York man reportedly fakes kidnapping to explain absence to girlfriend

[Chameleon]

  A Brooklyn man faked his own kidnapping because he was terrified of his lover’s wrath.

 

  Rahmell Pettway, 36, told cops he spent two weeks away from his Bedford-Stuyvesant home — and then staged the crime to explain his absence to his girlfriend.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/04/new-york-man-reportedly-fakes-kidnapping-to-explain-absence-to-girlfriend/?test=latestnews

 

 

I just thought this was hilarious and this guy was a complete moron Hahaha..

 

[slenderman]

In all honesty I probably would've done the same thing.

 

 

If I had a girlfriend.

[McFiro]

I wonder how look his girlfriend. Maybe she is 2 meters tall and he just was afraid of her?

[Chameleon]

I wonder how look his girlfriend. Maybe she is 2 meters tall and he just was afraid of her?

LOL

[brynne]

i think hes Brains are smaller then monkey have. 

[ajnl]

why was he scared of his lover?

[pyrka]

I would like to see this as his girlfriend looks ... really so terrible if this guy was such a fearful

[McFiro]