Funniest thing you last saw written on a wall in a public restroom

[=Death Hunter=]

So far at work the new ones are "Cliff N rides amish cock"

 

"travis f***s his mom"

 

"your mom goes to college w/arrow that says to blow jocks"

 

and "i made poop"

 

lol

[Panini*Hobbit@mp3]

I remember I saw this on the back of a door before "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

 

From Boondock Saints btw

 

Will post more when I remember it

[abnerdog]

Boy am I going to show my age but one of my favorites is from the Viet Nam war and it is Nixon won't pull out.......to bad his father didn't..

[Achiyan]

lol Abner....so you must be as old as my granddad

[Funksdead]

saw this last week and it made me chuckle- Satan pees here

[MadCap]

If in using this receptacle

and are standing on your feet

please have compassion for others

be neat

and lift the seat

______________

 

If your hose is too short

or the pressure too weak

you better stand close

or you'll

piss on your feet.

[GotOwned?]

lool that is epic Madcap

[G!NG3R420]

When I was in basic training they have different phases. Red White and Blue. Then your graduate. While in white phase we were at a range and I went into the porta potty. Someone wrote "The fastest way to blue phase here" with an arrow pointing into the toilet. That was the funniest thing to me in basic training.

[Frated1]

"Where did this wall come from"- Don't know where I saw it.

[GraveDigger]

"here is sit broken hearted, paid my quarter but only farted."

[icky?/]

Some sit and hesitate

I shit and masturbate

 

and

 

Some sit and wonder

I shit like thunder

 

Also in my college there's a wall filled with the 'Our Father's Prayer'