Achiyan Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, it was removed quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice. An interviewer asked chuck how he felt about the jokes about him online. Chuck replied what jokes? Chuck Norris beats Medusa in staring contests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papito Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 He don't jump, the planet is ejected by his feet. He won a game of ping-pong against a wall. His tears can cure any disease, but he doesn't cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Little boys used to wear Superman pajamas,Superman used to wear Chuck Norris pajamas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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