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There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, it was removed quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.

 

An interviewer asked chuck how he felt about the jokes about him online. Chuck replied what jokes?

 

Chuck Norris beats Medusa in staring contests.

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He don't jump, the planet is ejected by his feet.

He won a game of ping-pong against a wall.

His tears can cure any disease, but he doesn't cry.

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