WTF???

[SpiritWalker]

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,

I come before you to stand behind you,

To tell you something I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;

Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.

The topic to discuss...

The crime that has never been committed

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

and ran to save the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true,

ask the blind man, he saw it, too.

[Papito]

Spirit are you drunk or high?

[SpiritWalker]

I am neither. I am a perfectly normal individual if you do not believe me i can provide you with the telephone number to my therapist . She is legit and i am sure she will agree with me when i say im normal.

[kristy]

if you're normal then why do you have a therapist?

[Papito]

if you're normal then why do you have a therapist?

Cuz, he is joking?!

[SpiritWalker]

Because my therapist gives me good drugs <3

[secret_sense]

Thats fun ^^ I know of something like that in german xD

[xTra]

haha

[Wifestein]

Lol wtf o.O person who made that must have been high