Calorie counter lol

[C@n0S]

Sex Calorie counter

 

Many years we have known that sex is good whit physical training, but until now nobody hasnt done analysis how much calories u will loose in different sex activies.

Here are the results.

 

Opening bras:

Whit 2 hands = 6 Calories

Only 1 hand = 12 Calories

Whit mouth = 85 Calories

 

Wearing condom:

When u have erection = 6 Calories

When u dont have erection = 315 Calories

 

Foreplay:

Trying to find clit = 8 Calories

Trying to find G-spot = 92 Calories

 

Position:

Apostle = 12 Calories

69 laying = 78 Calories

69 standing = 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow = 216 Calories

Doggystyle = 326 Calories

Italian crystalcrown = 912 Calories

 

Orgasm:

Real = 112 Calories

Feik = 315 Calories

 

After orgasm:

Laying down and hugging = 18 Calories

Getting straight up = 36 Calories

Explaining why u stand up = 816 Calories

 

After second orgasm:

20-29 Years = 36 Calories

30-39 Years = 80 Calories

40-49 Years = 124 Calories

50-59 Years = 972 Calories

60-69 Years = 2916 Calories

70 and over still waiting results

 

Dressing after:

calmly = 32 Calorie

Hurry = 98 Calorie

Her father is knockin door = 1218 Calories

Own wife is knockin door = 3521 Calories

 

Go count how many calories u loose

 

 

 

Finded this in finnish language so i translated it"can be mistakes lol" but i think u all get the point

Have a nice weekend all

[Wifestein]

Rofl? too much information

[Baska]

damn after readin that i should be skinny as model lolololol

[Raziel]

haha these are some facts dude .. hahaha lol