Ruin a wish

[FunkybananA]

The idea of the game is to ruin the wish that the previous user posted..

 

For example: "I wish I had a job."

the next answers: "Granted, I can pay you 1$ to scratch my balls."

 

and so it goes on, and remember to grant the wish, then ruin it ! So I'll start..

 

 

I wish I was immortal

[Papito]

You recently saw the Twilight Saga, true?

[FunkybananA]

No I did not :DD Just put something that came in my mind I would never ever watch even a second of any of the twilight crap

Edited September 16, 2010 by FunkybananA

[Papito]

Ok, i wish be ugly. (just to know how it feel)

[FunkybananA]

Granted, but I was thinking; arent you already ugly, so how does it feel?

 

 

 

I wish I could fly!

[Papito]

Granted, why you wish fly if you could smoke and chill, i don't though in other shit to answer you.

I wish i could talk with squirrels.

[AntiThought]

I do not think Papito fully understands so here it goes....

 

I wish I was immortal

 

Granted, but to maintain it you must eat only decaying flesh and drink only rotten milk.

 

I wish I could fly!

 

Granted, but whenever you do your skin will shred as if you were running through a briar patch naked.

 

I wish i could talk with squirrels.

 

Granted, but when you speak you must only do so by insulting the rabid ones.

 

 

I wish I could walk through solid surfaces (i.e. walls, floors, roofs, tables, bullets, etc.......).

[FunkybananA]

Granted, but how do you walk through a bullet, doesn't it go the other way?

 

 

I wish I had a lot of money (who doesn't? )

[AntiThought]

Granted I give you $12 billion it is in a safe on the moon Psamathe orbiting the planet Neptune .

[Andrestor]

I wish my ET didnt glitch so much

[AntiThought]

I wish my ET didnt glitch so much

 

Granted your game will now run flawlessly unfortunately you will go blind in 5 seconds.

 

 

I wish I had some thermite.

[PHANTASM]

I wish I had some thermite.

 

It's in your garage. By the way, so is the A.T.F. and they would like to ask you about it.

[AntiThought]

It's in your garage. By the way, so is the A.T.F. and they would like to ask you about it.

 

Actually because Thermite is a binary compound it is not illegal to possess or use, at least here in the U.S. (as long as you are not using it to do something else illegal). You also forgot your question.

 

 

I wish I had a sword made of Tungsten Carbide.

[Andrestor]

Granted, it's in WoW

 

I Wish school wasn't so boring.

[AntiThought]

Granted next time you sit at your desk 27 zombies and a rabid werewolf will spawn throughout the school. Good luck.

 

 

I wish I was employed again.