JOKE or REALITY?

[iAmweAsel]

Today the weAsel open'd his emailthing and found some nice mails. but this one was the best. i hope its a joke, cuz i dont want to be arrested xD maybe i write a email back to this guy ... hahaha omfg is it real? what you think?

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Intelligence Field Unit

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

20535-0001, USA

 

URGENT:

 

I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT. WE HAVE JUST

INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT

TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS.

 

WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF 4.1MUSD AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT

WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES. INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE

DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR

RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF GENERAL PETER OLU IN NIGERIA OF THE FEDERAL

GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA.

 

WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE

DIPLOMAT, WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE

BOXES HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED.

 

ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS TAX

CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE FROM JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITIES, AND THERE FOR, YOU MUST CONTACT US

FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOU CAN BE REVEALED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX

WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF CONSTITUTION ON TAX EVASION.

 

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT THIS BUREAU WITHIN 72HOURS, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, INTERROGATED AND PROSECUTED

IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR EVADING TAX.

 

ALSO, YOU MUST NOT CONTACT ANY OTHER BANK FOR ANY PAYMENT, BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED BY THIS

BUREAU.

 

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

 

YOURS IN SERVICE

 

Agent John Edward

Regional Director

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Intelligence Field Unit

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

20535-0001, USA

 

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or

legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is

prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify

the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without

reading or saving them.

[jaie]

Its true trust me I got 1 of these before, made lots of money.

Just give them your bank details and stuff, and they make a transfer

Trust me

[ohurcool]

GooGLe

[iAmweAsel]

UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION

Office of the Director Special duties.

Attn: Beneficiary,

We write to notify you that we have approved the sum of 1 Million US dollars to be transfer to you as compensation for the delay and conciliation of your payment by this organization. We discovered that your have been scammed in Africa,Asia,Europe and your payment was legally approved to you without any obligation and therefore we are using this opportunity to apologize to you for the delay caused by this organization and caused you not to receive your payment as at when due. We are compensating you as it is stipulated in Section B act 4 of United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC) guide lines and regulations of 08/04/2003 and also for self support.

You can visit our web sit:

http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm

Our accredited attorney have already pay in your fund with Elegant Oversea Bank, you have to contact the Bank immediately for your log in name and the pin code of your online account and to transfer your fund directly to any of your account.

Send to the Bank you contacts information such as your passport copy or driving license and your address to update your account profile.

This is the contact of the Bank below:

Name of the Bank: Elegant Oversea Bank

Contact Person : Mr. Edward C. Roddle

Email Address: elegantbanonline@w.cn

We will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you receive your fund into your account to share the joy together with you, Let us know as soon as you contact from the Bank.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Angella Moureno

Financial Controller

Incharge of Crime and Compensation Unit UN

United Nation

[detoren]

At least the adress is correct ^^ i woold start to worry ^^.

[Muchard]

Or you could just conclude, that the fbi would never, really never, send you an email about any crap.

[ISCHWARS]

haha nice story......

 

The end of the story is that you should pay first to the bank 1-10% of the million for the transfer before you get the "compensation-delay money".

 

I just can rofl when i hear such bull****. Cant believe that so many ppl pay for such weak storys.

[KevinBacon]

Lol...Nigerians....

[Desu]

[AntiThought]

Scam- don't worry about it Weasel. First the FBI (sorry I originally wrote CIA) would not e-mail you before taking action. Second the CIA would not be directly involved in a scam dealing with a German citizen being scammed. Third the link for the U.N. given says that section B is for claims of death or serious injury lol. Unless you have submitted a claim to the U.N. for reasons of bodily injury or death "suffered as a direct result of Iraq's unlawful invasion and occupation of Kuwait" then just ignore this Nigerian scam. Also just so you know the UNCC claims were all finalized in 2005 and the whole process ended in 2007.

Edited August 28, 2010 by AntiThought

[Duckie]

lol telling him to email the admin for a porn site... hahahaha good one.

[Fb!N!nJa]

Scam- don't worry about it Weasel. First the CIA would not e-mail you before taking action. Second the CIA would not be directly involved in a scam dealing with a German citizen being scammed. Third the link for the U.N. given says that section B is for claims of death or serious injury lol. Unless you have submitted a claim to the U.N. for reasons of bodily injury or death "suffered as a direct result of Iraq's unlawful invasion and occupation of Kuwait" then just ignore this Nigerian scam. Also just so you know the UNCC claims were all finalized in 2005 and the whole process ended in 2007.

its teh FBi (my name teehee)

 

and hes a fraud link: http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?t=24955

[AntiThought]

lol telling him to email the admin for a porn site... hahahaha good one.

 

 

I didn't even see that part of Desu's post. Good eye ROFL.

 

its teh FBi (my name teehee)

 

and hes a fraud link: http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?t=24955

 

 

lol sorry about that I wrote CIA instead of FBI. That's what happens when I post after watching American Dad.

[iAmweAsel]

i have some more i ll pick the best one. hmmm AND THE WEASEL KNEW THAT THESE MAILS ARE FAKES!!!!! HE ISNT STUPID! haha or not?

xDDDD