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#16
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:lol: Man some of these convos are cool. Buying hacks lol.


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Yet another hilarious conversation with opiate (ET's most well known hacker)

[05:09] opiate ï®— darko: :\
[05:09] opiate ï®— darko: so this girl said "talk dirty to me"
[05:09] opiate ï®— darko: and i never done that before
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: so..i called her a whore?
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: yeah i dont know why eithere
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: and she got pissed and left
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: lol
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: "talk dirty to me"
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: "yuo whore."
[05:10] Thor!: rofl
[05:10] opiate ï®— darko: wtf
[05:11] Thor!: lol man, you supposed to tell her all the nasty things you wanna do to her
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: o
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: well
[05:11] Thor!: v584
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: she should have been clear about that
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: :\
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: i was like "OK I'LL TALK DIRTY TO YOU, WHORE. GET NAKED SLUT"
[05:11] opiate ï®— darko: "HEY where you goin babe?"
[05:12] Thor!: that just made me wife fall out of her chair laughing
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: lol
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: she wont answer my text now
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: f***
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: almost got laid
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: :(
[05:12] Thor!: !beer
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: lol
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: if i wasnt drunk that wouldnt have happened
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: OMG i told her shes hotter when i drink
[05:12] opiate ï®— darko: ouch
[05:12] Thor!: rofl
[05:13] opiate ï®— darko: wtf is wrong with me
[05:13] opiate ï®— darko: i fail so bad
[05:13] Thor!: :o
[05:13] opiate ï®— darko: guess i'll stick to fattys
[05:13] opiate ï®— darko: i just piss hot chicks off
[05:13] Thor!: Silly says you need to talk to her for advice on talking dirty to women
[05:13] opiate ï®— darko: what do i say
[05:14] opiate ï®— darko: when shes like "talk dirty"
[05:14] opiate ï®— darko: i know now not to call her names
[05:14] opiate ï®— darko: but
[05:14] opiate ï®— darko: what do i say
[05:14] opiate ï®— darko: like just be a **** and be like "swallow some **** b***"
[05:14] Thor!: S!lly sez... "i'm gonna f*** you so hard you'll be begging for more, you dirty little girl"
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: lot better than "whore"
[05:15] Thor!: ja ja
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: lol should have seen the look on her face
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: when i called her whore
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: she was like "WTF?"
[05:15] Thor!: rofl get a ss
[05:15] Thor!: :P
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: ajjaja
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: wish i could /kill and try again at next spawn
[05:15] opiate ï®— darko: but i thnk i lost that girl
[05:16] opiate ï®— darko: "yuo are a lot hotter when i drink tequilla"
[05:16] opiate ï®— darko: f***kkkkkk
[05:16] opiate ï®— darko: i need to be banned irl

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LOL

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LOLLLL

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wth! :P

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wth! :P


RAWR! Speaking of Rainier, here's a good convo between me and him:

Conversation started between Thor! and =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Fri, Mar 12 02:34:06 2010
[02:34] Thor!:
[02:34] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: wtf.......
[02:34] Thor!: :D
[02:34] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: tubby strippers? wtf
[02:34] Thor!: ja ja
[02:35] Thor!: keep watching
[02:35] Thor!: and imagine g-strings
[02:35] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: that was awful
[02:35] Thor!: ROFL
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: is that all you had to share? :(
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Now I"m sad!
[02:37] Thor!: v584
[02:37] Thor!: sorry
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Booo!!!!
[02:37] Thor!: I blame Illusive
[02:37] Thor!: he started it
[02:39] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: well it sucked major fat white motor trash balls watching that filth!

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RAWR! Speaking of Rainier, here's a good convo between me and him:

Conversation started between Thor! and =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Fri, Mar 12 02:34:06 2010
[02:34] Thor!:
[02:34] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: wtf.......
[02:34] Thor!: :D
[02:34] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: tubby strippers? wtf
[02:34] Thor!: ja ja
[02:35] Thor!: keep watching
[02:35] Thor!: and imagine g-strings
[02:35] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: that was awful
[02:35] Thor!: ROFL
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: is that all you had to share? :(
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Now I"m sad!
[02:37] Thor!: v584
[02:37] Thor!: sorry
[02:37] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: Booo!!!!
[02:37] Thor!: I blame Illusive
[02:37] Thor!: he started it
[02:39] =F|A= Rainier Wolfcastle: well it sucked major fat white motor trash balls watching that filth!


What the.. LOL!

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Conversation started between Peter- <33333333 and =F|A=OnionKnight: Sat, Mar 13 19:22:18 2010
[19:22] =F|A=OnionKnight: OMGGGGGGG
[19:22] =F|A=OnionKnight: PEW PEW PEW
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: leave me alone
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: omg
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: how did u get my xfire
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: :S
[19:22] =F|A=OnionKnight: pew pew pew I hacked ur computer
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: its not like its posted on the forums or something
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: under my name
[19:22] =F|A=OnionKnight: the fail captain can enter anythingg
[19:22] Peter- <33333333: hax0r sauce 101 l33t z0r!!!
[19:22] =F|A=OnionKnight: you can't hide from captain fail !
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: because you joined the FA group on xfire lawll
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: lawl
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: which is ur faill !
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: mUHAHA
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: wrong peter
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: SPAMM
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: liess
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: lies
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: liess
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: liess
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: Peter has =f|A= Peter
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: look
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: naab
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: :D
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: FACKKK
[19:23] Peter- <33333333: no j00
[19:23] =F|A=OnionKnight: hold on let me look lol
[19:24] =F|A=OnionKnight: LIER ITS UU
[19:24] =F|A=OnionKnight: now u get spam
[19:24] =F|A=OnionKnight: for lying
[19:24] =F|A=OnionKnight: bastardd
[19:24] =F|A=OnionKnight: =D
[19:25] Peter- <33333333: lol
[19:25] =F|A=OnionKnight: Lol srry i am totally bored. I almost drilled my DVD drive and destroyed my computer XD
[19:25] =F|A=OnionKnight: wanted to put in a top exhaust fan, drilled the top after removing psu and motherboard
[19:25] =F|A=OnionKnight: didn't bother with dvd drive, and lawl the hole i drilled was 0.5 cm from the DVD
[19:25] Peter- <33333333: b0red
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: i know how to solve it
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: pr0n
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: plus
[19:26] =F|A=OnionKnight: holy shit pron
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: lotion
[19:26] =F|A=OnionKnight: loll
[19:26] =F|A=OnionKnight: man peter go play on jaymod one day
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: f*** jaymod
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: :D
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: jp
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: dont get offended
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: pl0x
[19:26] Peter- <33333333: and tell the internet police
[19:26] =F|A=OnionKnight: FACKK
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: racissm
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: i am telling my mom D=
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: n00b
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: and she will be like
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: nah pub is teh shit
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: anyways
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: I havent played et in a while
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: "peter was right. You are disowned biatch)
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: stfu naab
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: i rape j00
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: loll =D
[19:27] =F|A=OnionKnight: have you seen skullcollector?
[19:27] Peter- <33333333: come to pub and i'll show you my hax0r skillz
[19:28] Peter- <33333333: he's just taking a vacation
[19:28] Peter- <33333333: posted in leaders section
[19:28] =F|A=OnionKnight: pssh i am not Leaderrr
[19:28] =F|A=OnionKnight: i am nublarrr
[19:28] Peter- <33333333: nublet
[19:28] =F|A=OnionKnight: different forum area =D
[19:28] Peter- <33333333: fail nublet with cheese
[19:28] =F|A=OnionKnight: damn youu
[19:28] =F|A=OnionKnight: lol come on jaymod. You can play against the fail crew and see if you succeed
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: pshhh
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: 60 plus players
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: = lag
[19:29] =F|A=OnionKnight: shit rainier haxsss. He is like pew pew didn't win one match in a rotation
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: double jump = fail
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:29] =F|A=OnionKnight: But i luv double jump D=. its soo great for goomba
[19:29] Peter- <33333333: lol
[19:29] =F|A=OnionKnight: i feel like mario when i play ET now
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] =F|A=OnionKnight: anyways i g2g out for dinner =P. I might play pub tonight then just to visit pub people
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: [19:29] Peter- <33333333: onion knight = lameness god of fail
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: nah im gonna party and get drunk
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: et is my last resort for fun
[19:30] =F|A=OnionKnight: liek blade and wonder and all you nub pubbers who never come on jaymod
[19:30] =F|A=OnionKnight: lawl i was drunk yesterday
[19:30] =F|A=OnionKnight: then i played ET at 4 am and ragged
[19:30] Peter- <33333333: lies
[19:30] =F|A=OnionKnight: then went to bed at 6
[19:31] Peter- <33333333: jaymod isnt for me
[19:31] Peter- <33333333: pub is where its at
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: pssh
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: i'll make my own mod
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: onion mod biatch
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: it will be the besttt evaa
[19:31] Peter- <33333333: !mute onion stfu naab slut
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: FACKKk NUUUU
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: haxx
[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: always i g2g now =P. I'll be back. Peace peter (i'll play u one day !)
[19:31] Peter- <33333333: laters
Conversation ended: Sat, Mar 13 19:31:57 2010



[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: always i g2g now =P. I'll be back. Peace peter (i'll play u one day !)

I think Onion secretly hit on me within that sentence.

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[19:31] =F|A=OnionKnight: always i g2g now =P. I'll be back. Peace peter (i'll play u one day !)

I think Onion secretly hit on me within that sentence.

You wish bro.

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[09:13] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): orly?
[09:13] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): quite rly
[09:14] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): you know marbles?
[09:14] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): continent and country
[09:14] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): da comrade
[09:14] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): its a schizo place
[09:14] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): lol
[09:14] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): split personality
[09:14] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): that coming from a maori
[09:14] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): say what
[09:14] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): lol!
[09:14] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): im no f***ing bush nigger
[09:14] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): lololololol
[09:14] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): LOL
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): no need to be racist to ur own kind
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): i think i gonna post this part of the convo
[09:15] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): im not a f***ing maori savage
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): lolol
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): so u dont paint ur body?
[09:15] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): no
[09:15] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): IM NOT A f***ING BUSH NIGGER
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): do you have a bone through ur nose?
[09:15] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT BEFORE YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU f***ING MORON
[09:15] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): do you sleep with a rugby ball?
[09:15] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): no rugby sucks
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): oO?
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): cricket?
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): even worse
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): baseball!
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): do you get bullied at school?
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): stupid american sport
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): wtf
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): no
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): i bet u do
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): wat sport do you like?
[09:16] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): lolumad?
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): poker.
[09:16] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): heh
[09:16] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): i bet he likes poker
[09:17] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): lol
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): i bet hes fat too
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): oops
[09:17] =F|A=Butterz (butterzsandwich): wrong screen
[09:17] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): say what
[09:17] =F|A= Hecken! , (hecken09): such a risky sport
[09:17] =F|A=Post(?)Organic (roklobsta2345): LOL

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