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Still looking for piano skills (new trade)

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***Must hold a  master's degree with at least 36 graduate credits and have worked in a piano lab*** I am looking for hands-on instruction on a large number of pianos and harpsichords. Also looking to learn how to tune period equipment and modern concert pianos. I may also be interested in geometry and restoration techniques. What I have to trade: A chance to do a nude, post-masturbatory Godzilla impression and all the artificial crab you can carry.

This will be a "heterosexual" masturbation activity. After you've polished yourself off, then do your Godzilla thing and "stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster."

 

But don't break them, because they belong to my son.

 

After that, you can be on your way, with an armful of imitation crab.

 

Please respond if you have the skills and are interested.

 

-thanks

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