What is it about the size of male parts....

[Ol Smoke]

Here is something that I have never understood and probably never will.

 

Most guys do this, but I don't know why?  I guess because we don't have antlers.

 

When we are playing COD4, inevitably some player will make a remark about the size of his banana (mandinghino).

Then you also see these come on with names that relate to the size of their manhood.

 

And in the middle of all of this, you get the guy who starts bashing gay guys.  Now wait a minute!  This is so

confusing.  Only gay guys should be discussing another guys parts.  Am I right?

 

The funny thing is this.  Ask most guys what they want to see in a porn video.  A guy with a 5" rod or a guy with a 12" rod?

Isn't that funny, cause you said what most of them said.

 

The only person that matters when it comes to size is the women you date.  And, 90% of them don't really care.  When a

worldwide publication decided to research this in 2001, the results were astonishing.  Most of the men answered that

"women care about the size, and the bigger the better".  Most of the women said this,"it doesn't really matter, except when

they get too big, and the sex hurts...that's not fun".  "Guys with average 5" to 7" are the best"  "They don't try to ram it thru

your back".  "...besides, it's just a tool to women, not a sign of manliness" "Most women only want to see it when they need to

be sexually fulfilled, otherwise we never think about it".  "Men think about it all the time and compare themselves to other men

by their size....that's silly".  "Women don't compare themselves to other women by vaginal size or breast size".  "They compare

themselves by the overall look that each woman brings to the table".

 

In my time in the medical field, I have seen several men who came back from war, or from some tragic event, with their penis

missing.  When you see that, you stop worrying about how you measure up to other guys.

 

One friend of mine, a long time ago, said it best.  When you are building something and need a certain tool to get it done,

you don't grab the biggest tool in the shed.  You get the one that is best suited for the job.

 

Remember this,  this is a great line from a video I watched about the lives of street walkers in San Francisco.

"What most guys don't realize is that the first 3 inches is what does it for women,  the rest is what does it for men"

 

So stop this silliness. We don't care what is under the hood, only you do.

 

 

 

 

[mandinghino]

LMAO! Don't take our banana comments so seriously Ol'Smoke you know we(I'm not the only one) just joke

[Raskin]

hmmm there is a size work around..just slip the fist ..they think it's you

[Eggtato]

You talking about Power of Schlong?

[Raskin]

LoL..saw this again..being me i thought..so guy comes back from war with prosthetic penis..that is sad