A funny exchange on F|A Hardcore ET server

[Bean]

Greetings ladies and gents!

 

This amused me so much, I had to share. Why keep it all to myself? It's a funny exchange I had a week or so ago, on the F|A Hardcore ET server.

 

Some context: It was the Aldernest map. I was Allies and I placed a dyno at the door controls when we had already gotten the CP spawn upstairs. Whoopsie daisy, but no biggie.

 

(Lisa Ann.) (B,5): wtf are you retards doing a t the gate
(Lisa Ann.) (D,3): ****ing bean
(Lisa Ann.) (D,3): are you retarded?
(Lisa Ann.) (D,3): why destroy controls omfg
(|>B<|Bean) (C,3): i wub you too
(Lisa Ann.) (B,5): yea stfu bunker fag
(|>B<|Bean) (C,4): sweat nothings in my ear...
(Lisa Ann.) (B,5): you just prove my point
(Lisa Ann.) (B,4): you come to troll, like all your other bunker friends
(|>B<|Bean) (B,5): i'm not the one spilling abuse...
(Lisa Ann.) (B,5): you're doing stuff that makes us lose
(|>B<|Bean) (D,3): lol
(Lisa Ann.) (C,1): anyways ignored
(|>B<|Bean) (D,3): now that's an exaggeration
Lisa Ann.: bean lost us the game
|>B<|Bean: lol
Lisa Ann.: you should ban the bunker trolls
Lisa Ann.: that's like the 3rd one today
|>B<|Bean: i should refund your money

 

I find this particularly amusing because I am a super-respectful player, work hard at objectives, team player, etc.

 

Like I said, I share this to give you a good laugh, as it did with me.

[Dhmo]

I agree she was not respectful, but for a "objective player" you are not a strategist. You help axis if you try destroy control door after take the cp.

[Bean]

Like I said: "Whoopsie daisy"!

[parrot]

ET is serious business

[Cumquat]

Seems like the fame and the money she made from he pornstar career made her a b***

[I_am_Ace]

Lol. I'm glad ET doesn't have built-in chat. I can't imagine how much worse the assholes would be.

 

There are quite a few funny exchanges on HC. I like when someone tries to be funny and then others intentionally misunderstand what they're trying to say, trolling the trolls.

 

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Unrelated: Nice sig GrumpyCat.