RedAngel Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Dammit I'm mad is dammit I'm mad spelt backwards. 3 Quote
bo0m Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. 2 Quote
Phobia Posted October 2, 2015 Author Posted October 2, 2015 You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do 3 Quote
bo0m Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments. 2 Quote
bo0m Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. 1 Quote
RedAngel Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Our phones fall we panic, our friends fall we laugh. 4 Quote
bo0m Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Our phones fall we panic, our friends fall we laugh. +1 brutal reality Quote
bo0m Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. 2 Quote
bo0m Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. 1 Quote
bo0m Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm f***ing expensive. 1 Quote
bo0m Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 5 Quote
AnG3L Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 "The idiot lights the fire and then ran to get water to extinguish it." 4 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 A woman is only vulnerable when her nails are wet. And even then, she can still pull a trigger. - Unknown 4 Quote
Phobia Posted October 4, 2015 Author Posted October 4, 2015 Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 4 Quote
bo0m Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards... 1 Quote
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