bo0m Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 weekend to be precise and yea story of my life. Applies to no IQ idiots I encounter here. Hahaha Quote
Phobia Posted September 28, 2015 Author Posted September 28, 2015 To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel 6 Quote
bo0m Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two... 1 Quote
bo0m Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him." "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep 1 Quote
bo0m Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer. 1 Quote
bo0m Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 1 Quote
bo0m Posted September 29, 2015 Posted September 29, 2015 If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool. 1 Quote
Phobia Posted September 29, 2015 Author Posted September 29, 2015 I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job 2 Quote
bo0m Posted September 29, 2015 Posted September 29, 2015 Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’ Quote
Phobia Posted September 30, 2015 Author Posted September 30, 2015 You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard 2 Quote
bo0m Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 “I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.” — John Mayer 2 Quote
bo0m Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday. 2 Quote
bo0m Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. 2 Quote
Phobia Posted October 1, 2015 Author Posted October 1, 2015 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk 2 Quote
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