words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Phobia]

Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy

[LeftWingVixen]

Never buy anything that says 'new and improved',

they could've gotten it right the first time.

[Phobia]

First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure. — Mark Twain

[Phobia]

First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended

[LeftWingVixen]

"If you can pay the essentials by shoving elephant shit, get a bigger shovel."

- my grandfather, told to me when I was 8

[Phobia]

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams
 

[Phobia]

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism

[Phobia]

For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong. — H.L. Mencken

[Phobia]

For good, return good. For evil, return justice

[Thundercats]

When sizeing up a group never underestimate the little guy

[Phobia]

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen

[Phobia]

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen

[Phobia]

Friendly fire – isn’t

[Phobia]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

[Phobia]

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. — Thomas Jones