Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Well I had a great start to 2010 -- by almost getting arrested!

 

I live in the city and I was walking home past all the bars. I was on a narrow sidewalk and this fat, sluttly dressed woman bumps into me and then starts yelling at me! I wasn't in the mood so I told her to go fu** herself and go on a diet plan so we could both fit on a sidewalk. A few minutes later a cop stops me and tells me to stand against he wall. He asks me why I was yelling at the woman and I told him, simply, "because she was fat and obnoxious". Then, the cop calls over this beautiful other woman and asks me again. I was really confused because this wasn't the fat girl I saw earlier. I tried explaining that this wasn't the fat woman but he wouldn't believe me.

 

Maybe she was a friend of the fat woman but I'm still confused.

  • Administrators
Posted

Did cops just arrested you for calling HER fat?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.