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   Child name

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
 

          Midlle age

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
 
 Love cigar
Love is like a Cigar It's Start With a Fire ... Continues with Smoke ... And ends In Ashes... But Don,t Worry We are Chain Smokers...
 
 Men in locker room
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN:"Honey, its me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. Its $1,000. Can I buy it?" MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: Ho..
 
 
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.


The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"


And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

Posted (edited)

Child name

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

 

 

          Midlle age

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle

 

 Love cigar

Love is like a Cigar It's Start With a Fire ... Continues with Smoke ... And ends In Ashes... But Don,t Worry We are Chain Smokers...

 

 Men in locker room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN:"Honey, its me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. Its $1,000. Can I buy it?" MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: How much?"

WOMAN: $60,000.

MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishmentThen he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Here you go, I finished it for you.

Bravo Joker :)

Nomen est omen. Edited by Joker
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