Ch11m33y aka. ChiLLy<3 Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) a vampire walked in to a vampire bar, he went to the bartender who asked: 1pint of blood? the vampire replied: no, just a cup of hot water plz. everyone in the bar stared at him. then he reached into his pocket and took out a used tampon and said: "tea time boys" Edited May 30, 2012 by Ch11m33y 1 Quote
Long Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Don't Pee In The Pool Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard. "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" Quote
renegade Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 found this one sometime a go when i was bored ;p 0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday 1 Quote
MushR0om Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 A guy enters in a pub and scream :"Hey, it's me!!!" But it wasn't him... Quote
Spycid Posted July 20, 2012 Posted July 20, 2012 http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/53484344421743226524519.jpg/ Quote
yellow flash Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 Man was standing on cliff that is man1, man who comes there is man2. Man1: 276 Man1:276 man2 comes to him. Man2: what are you saying. Man1 pushes man2 from cliff. Man1: 277 Quote
jaie Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 Recent surveys have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live. 1 Quote
BnBChumMaster Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 Recent surveys have shown that longer you live, the more birthdays you have. Quote
Long Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear? In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: - Damn, some a**h**** has my pen! Quote
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