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[JoeDirt]

OK EVERYONE! I got a new one for "Bloopers"

 

Today we're playing on the Caen map, and before the axis capture the allies first spawn I had stolen the secret documents twice. The 1st time I died when I decided not to turn it in at the boat, I instead just swam around and waited for the allies to come and get it back because I like toying with them.

The SECOND time I got it...that is the memorable one. I jacked it and hid in the 2 story building on the axis side of the river and once I got in, it just so happend to be when the axis also captured the allies first spawn. I dodged 3 panzer rockets from an allie who was quickly on the scene. 2 came through the windows and another when he came into the building for up close and personal time. But I lived and got back in our spawn where I reloaded on health and ammo.

I pushed one of our new to the server afk'ers a good distance to that side of the street building that you can get inside if you break down the door. Yal know which one I'm talking about? The one next to where the tank starts off. Yeah so I push him inside there with me cause I figure he'll make a nice store window dummy while I layed down on the floor in the game, and got up IRL to go grab a snack. I come back and he's shanking my face and pushing me around. As I'm telling him "Tyaco stop pushing me you ass hat, I'm not afk" he pushes me out into the middle of the street WHEN AN ALLY IS UNDER THE WOODEN PLATFORM NEARBY!!!(you know, the one where if you crawl under it, it'll lead into a side alley down to the river) The ally guy kills me from a distance and the secret documents fall into Tyaco's (aka:retarded asshat) hands. I start flipping out, but tyaco some how doesn't lose them and I even get him to follow me. So I lead him to the side alley where I plan on pushing him into plain site, let him die, steal the documents and go back into hiding to chat it up until I feel like turning in the plans.

WELL, as I'm setting this up an ally rambo med who was already in the water apparently jumps out, there's sporatic gun fireing, I go down, and tyaco never stands a chance. With a simple "Kthanksbye!" the ally take the documents like that.

I.....WENT.....APE SHIT!

Karma just kicked me in the balls and then hit me over the head with a shovel and I wanted a bloody revenge. After letting out a godzilla roar in general chat I constantly assualted the allied secret document building BY MY SELF(*cough* thank you rest of axis team...not) and even managed to steal the documents two more times, but neither times did I escape with them. It's hard to single handidly blast your way through into a building and steal something that 5+ allies are guarding non stop because they know you're coming....even when you are all yiked up on adrenaline and rage hell bent on getting your objective like I was.

 

Lesson Learned: TURN THAT SHIT IN (or hide so well that the morons on your own team can't find you)

 

tltr make a video next time