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My wife just caught the stove on fire trying to make iced tea. I'm not kidding. I will have to find that weird guy's video for her to watch.

 

Now she is trying to cook a turkey.

 

My oldest kid just knocked over a bottle of sherry and it broke on the floor. No she wasn't drinking it she was trying to grab a box of candy canes on top of the refrigerator where we keep the candy and booze. She bumped the bottle and it fell down and broke. Big mess. Broken glass and liquor on the floor. Had to mop it up. So sad.

 

We have half the family coming over tonight for Christmas Eve and the house will be full of screaming children.

 

Gonna be a long day...

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