Urine_Sample Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 * All music on radio stations are performed live by the band in the studio * Anon is a person's name * Brides become pregnant at the wedding * Car signals tell you where to drive * Cats and dogs are the same species * Cheques (checks) and cash from the ATM are free money * Chocolate milk comes from brown cows * Chucky from Child's Play was real * Condom is short for condominium * Dragonflies sew your lips shut * Drinking and driving applies to all drinks * Earwigs crawl into your ears * Eating crusts makes your hair curly * Euthanasia is youth in Asia * Everyone except you is a robot * Factories make clouds * Firemen start fires. * Getting fired means being set on fire. * Girls don't fart * Guerrilla fighters are really gorillas * Gunpoint is a place where lots of crime happens * Ice cream vans only play music when they've run out of ice cream * If you don't hold your breath as you pass a cemetery you will die or become possessed. * If you eat Gushers your head turns into a fruit * If you pick your nose your brain will fall out or cave in * If you play with your belly button your bottom will fall off * If you swallow a seed a plant will grow inside you. * If you swallow chewing gum you will die * In the alphabet, L-M-N-O-P is one letter, pronounced elemenopee * Miami is "My Ami" * Mirrors are windows to other worlds * Oral sex is talking about sex * Parents have eyes in the back of their heads. * People killed in films or on TV die in real life. * People on TV can see what you're doing * People on TV shows live inside the television * Quarter of an hour is 25 minutes * Salt cools food down, pepper warms it up * Serial killers are actually cereal killers * Teachers live at school * The crescent moon is God's nail clipping * The moon follows you * The person whose birthday is earliest in the year is oldest * The priest holding the services is God * The song "Bad Moon On The Rise" is actually "bathroom on the right" * The world was black and white before colour photographs and colour TV * There are monsters living under your bed * Thunder is the sound of God bowling * Toys come alive at night when you're asleep * Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them * Trees make the wind blow * Wee turns a different colour in swimming pools * You can be literally anything you want - animal, vegetable or mineral * You can catch a bird by putting salt on its tail * You can get pregnant from kissing * You can get sucked down the plughole * You must marry someone with the same surname as you. * Your life is like the Truman Show soz for the long list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 * Condom is short for condominium * Earwigs crawl into your ears * Girls don't fart * You can get sucked down the plughole * Your life is like the Truman Show Those, although I'm pretty sure earwigs do crawl in your ears and girls don't fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorz Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 * Everyone except you is a robot i still believe it.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 * If you swallow a seed a plant will grow inside you. * If you swallow chewing gum you will die * Parents have eyes in the back of their heads. * The moon follows you * The world was black and white before colour photographs and colour TV Lmao * In the alphabet, L-M-N-O-P is one letter, pronounced elemenopee <- Lol I laughed at that one xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz .? Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 * In the alphabet, L-M-N-O-P is one letter, pronounced elemenopee haha xD you make my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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