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****hub Has Undergone An Incredible April Fool’s Makeover BY : JAMIE ROBERTS | 01/04/16 In case you were unaware today is April Fool’s Day, AKA the 1st of April, where people lie about stuff and get away with it. And ****hub have gone all out for the occasion, temporarily transforming their site into an x-rated mecca of corn-based adult situations. Yep, they’ve turned themselves into Cornhub, the number one place on the internet for corn. Pornhub Don’t worry, it’s not some weird fetish where people get their kicks from sticking corn in places corn shouldn’t be stuck – it’s corn itself getting down to business in various steamy videos. There are numerous videos to peruse, including such classics as: ‘huge group of kernels takes buttery load’, ‘she goes crazy for his salty taste’, ‘Hot young corn gets plowed’ and ‘a-maize-ing hardcore action’. Hats off to ****hub, they’ve really put a lot of effort into their makeover, and the results are pretty f***ing funny. As well as videos there’s also ‘live corn shucking’ and ‘corn popping’, and of course the obligatory adverts inviting you to learn how to ‘grow your corn bigger in just two weeks’. One video, titled ‘hot steamy hardcore corn’, features a corn on the cob casually relaxing in a makeshift hot tub, before they’re joined by another corn and things get, well, steamy. It’s not clear how long the corn parody will be up on their site for, but if they’re keeping to the tradition of a 12pm cut off for April Fool’s trickery, it might be down by this afternoon. And don’t worry, you can still access the actual site if for some bizarre reason corn isn’t your thing… sources: http://www.unilad.co.uk
