How older women handle traffic cops...

[Ol Smoke]

An older women, Betty, in her mid fifties was driving along an open highway when she noticed a police car coming up behind her.

She pulled to the side of the road, rolled down her window, when the officer came up to her.

 

What ever is the problem officer?

 

You were going 20 mph over the posted speed limit.  I need to see your license and registration please.

 

Oh my, officer I don't have a drivers license.

 

You don't?

 

No, my ass of a husband took it from me.

 

Well, do you a registration card?

 

No.  This is not my car.  I stole it when I left town.

 

You stole this car!  Why did you steal this car?

 

I had to have something to put the body in, so I could go and bury that SOB.

 

You mean there is a body in the trunk of this car??

 

Well, more or less.  You see I had to cut him up to get him in the trunk.  You can open the trunk if you need to.

 

Wait here ma'am while I get my supervisor.

 

Soon there were three or four more police cars on the scene, along with the supervisor.

 

Ma'am, my officer tells me that you don't have a driver's license?  Is that so?

 

What?  I have a drivers license. ( Looking into her purse she pulls out a valid license.)

 

What about the registration for this car?

 

Right here in the glove compartment.  (Pulls it out and shows it to him.)

 

Well, what is this about a body in the trunk??

 

A body in the trunk?  Are guys all drinking or something?  There is no body in the trunk.  Look for yourselves.

 

The officer opens the trunk and finds nothing.

 

I am sorry ma'am but my officer told me you had no license or registration, and you had a chopped up body in the trunk of your car.

 

He did !  Why that lying son of a b***.  He probably told you I was speeding too,  didn't he??

[Svart Rev]

Pretty old Russian joke. But still funny.