Stoners' NFL Week 9 Picks

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My NFL picks for Week 9, what do you guys think?

 

(Thursday)

Bengals (5-2) @ Dolphins (3-4)

 

The Bengals killed the Jets 49-9. Watch out for Andy Dalton + A.J Green combo. Miami was 3-0 and has now lost 4 straight games, they had a 14 point hold on the Patriots  that didn't last long after FOUR straight turnovers.. damn. Easy Bengals win.

 

(Sunday)

Falcons (2-5) @ Panthers (4-3)

 

The Falcons couldn't get their defense going against the cardinals "offense". Cam Newton is playing great football and I'm pretty confident in a Panthers win. The Falcons are done for the 2013 season, no way are they getting into the playoffs now.

 

Chiefs (8-0) @ Bills (3-5)

 

The Chiefs had a scare against Cleveland  but I think they won't have a hard time winning in Buffalo. Thad Lewis just isn't cutting it and he WILL be sacked at least 3-4 times on Sunday.

 

Vikings (1-6) @ Cowboys (4-4)

 

The Cowboys f***ed up again and blew ANOTHER game late when they decided to kick a field goal instead of chewing time on the clock, allowing Matt Stafford to jump for the TD on the 1 yard line, to win the game 31-30. Dez Bryant was flipping shit on Tony Romo.. Will the Cowboys win the NFC East? On the other hand the vikings still have a QB problem. Ponder sucks, Cassel sucks even more, will Freeman finally do something good in his career? I'll take the cowboys because the Vikings D can't get off the field,  ever.

 

Saints (6-1) @ Jets (4-4)

 

The Jets got BTFO (Blown the f*** out) by the Bengals on Sunday, 49-9. On the other hands the Saints took care of the bills with ease. The Jets have lost every EVEN numbered week and won every Odd numbered week. Will Geno Smith shine again and somehow beat the Saints? No, probably not. Drew Brees will shred the Jets Defense just like Andy Dalton did. (Let's not forget that  TE Jimmy Graham is back too.)

 

Titans (3-4) @ Rams (3-5)

 

The Titans have Jake Locker back, the Rams still have their Surprise defense, only losing to the Seahawks 14-9 on the last drive of the game. Should be a close game but I think the Titans will take it.

 

Chargers (4-3) @ Redskins (2-5)

 

Chargers should win. Phillip Rivers is playing good football and the defense is stepping up. Chargers need this win before they play Denver. And as for RGKnee.. well there's not much to say except the Redskins secondary is complete garbage.

 

Eagles @ Raiders

 

Raiders.. Pryor will easily take care of the Eagles. He already set an NFL record with a 93 yard TD run. And with the Eagles QB struggles, I can't see how they will put up any points.

 

Buccaneers (0-7) @ Seahawks (7-1)

 

Do I really have to say anything here? Seahawks by at least 25-30 points. Bucs, prepare to be BTFO

 

Ravens (3-4) @ Browns (3-4)

 

Should be a close game. 3rd String Jason Campbell threw for 295 yards against the chiefs.. not bad. Ravens offense needs to step up.. should be a close game but I can't decide as of right now.. leaning towards Cleveland, though.

 

Steelers (2-5) @ Patriots (6-2)

 

Patriots for sure.. Steelers looked like they were playing good but then Oakland came... Tom Brady should make a few good catches to Gronk. 

 

Colts (5-2) @ Texans (2-5)

 

No explanation needed. The Texans are screwed with their 3rd string QB.. 

 

Bears (4-3) @ Packers (5-2)

 

Jay Cutler is hurt, which means the defense has to step up.. and the packers offense is dominating as usual.

 

Had to rush this post, will update with more info later