Today's Headline news

[Ol Smoke]

Okay first of all there is this guy running around somewhere with all these secrets.  Someone said he is in Russia and others say he is

in Ecuador.  But it turns out he is lost in an airport somewhere and can't go anywhere.  I think we have all been there.

 

President Obama is not in the White House taking care of business, he is flying around the world trying to tell other people how to do

their business.  If you have been following his predicaments then you know this isn't working out to well for him.  I mean really, who is

going to take advice from this guy.  That's like me trying to tell "Forsaken" how to play COD4.  RIght?

 

In other news, Canada is flooding, Texas is drying up, the Midwest is under electrical storms, the Northeast is hot as hell, and the

mountain states are on fire.  But Kentucky is doing great.  What's up with that?  By the way, did you know that Kentucky is not listed

as a southern state or a northern state.  It's kinda like Sweden.  So when Phoenix says he is southern, he is actually, non-committal.

 

There is this guy on trial for murder over here.  This is what happens when you give guns to security guards.  They usually have them

taken away from them by the bad guys and then used on them.  If he had a dog with him, none of this would have happened.  Personally

I am more scared of a dog than a gun.  Yeah a gun can kill you, but a mean dog will eat your nutsack off.  Now who wants that?

 

I have been watching Headline news in the morning here lately and I can't make up my mind if Robin Meade is a news anchor or a wanna

be part time rock star.  I only watch the Morning show to see Bob the weatherman.  He deserves a talk show.

 

Where do the rich people go when a natural disaster hits their area?  You never see them on the news.  Its just regular people being

interviewed.  I have often wondered that?  You ever notice that natural disasters are usually man made?  What if we stopped doing that?

 

I think I saw something about India being swept out to sea or something.  Not sure what that is about.  Hope the F|A guys are okay. Maybe

they can get wifi out there.

 

I saw something the other day about a new Boeing plane that keeps catching on fire.  It is so big that I think it flies to close to the sun.

 

I wonder if Obama plays COD4?  If he did, what would his handle be?

 

Why is it that the planes at the airshows are always crashing?  Aren't these supposed to be the best of the best pilots and planes?  I think

the next time I fly, I will ask the pilot if he ever flies a stunt plane.

 

You ever notice that when you drive upon a police car at night on the freeway, you can't see shit because of those bright flashing lights?

No wonder they keep getting run into.  They need to have a Hi-Lo setting on those guys.

 

Why is it that when you finally get out school for summer break, it starts raining?  And when you go back to school, it gets hot and sunny.

 

I heard that a woman cook somewhere said the N word about 20 years ago and now everyone is getting all over her about it.  I don't

understand this.  She said it once and gets burned at the stake.  But John Lennon wrote a whole song using that word and it was claimed

as one of the greatest songs he ever wrote.  

 

Well that is all I have for today.  Maybe tomorrow there will be more un-exciting crap to write about.  Until then, stay smooth and frosty.

 

Peace!