New drugs for our older population

[Ol Smoke]

All drugs have two names , a trade name and
generic name . Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name
is Acetaminophen . Aleve is also called
Naproxen . Anoxic is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is
also called Ibuprofen .
The FDA has been looking for a generic name
for Viagra . After careful consideration by a
team of government experts ,
it recently announced that it has settled on the generic
name of Mycoxafloppin . Also considered were
Mycoxafailin , Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin
Dixafix , and of course ,Ibepokin .

Pfizer Corp . Announced today that Viagra
will soon be available in liquid form , and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer . It will now be possible
for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one .
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink
, and it gives new meaning to the names of
cocktails , highballs and just a good old-fashioned
stiff drink

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNTANDO .

Thought for the day : There is more money
being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research . This means that by 2020 , there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them .