A joke about a rooster...

[Ol Smoke]

An old farmer noticed that his stock of young chickens was falling off.
So he decided to get a new rooster to replace the old guy.  So he took off
to town and bought a real, highly excited, young rooster.  He took him out
of the truck and took him around to the hen house.  He opened the pen
he was in and let him in to the fenced area.  The hens immediately ran
all over the place, but the young spry rooster was mounting everyone of those
hens he caught.  The farmer was smiling from ear to ear.  
After about an hour or two of this, the old rooster spied the young one out in a field lying on his back. 

He walked over and said, "I knew you would tire yourself out hitting all those hens like that,

you are going to have to take it easy or you ain't gonna last".  Then, the young rooster, took his right wing and
pointed up to the sky.  Shhh, he whispered, "see those buzzards up there...they're all females."  "They think I'm dead".  heh heh heh

 

 

[pyrka]

[CJ Brewer aka .nAbish?]

Haha!