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Poetry. For all who enjoy it.


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ok now i got stuck

and everyone thinks i suck

but just believe me already

i was heading towards her steady

started kissing her with haste

but she just slapped me in the face

so if you tell her i am a newb

ill slap you face with tube

 

:D :D :D :D :D

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well :hmm ....you're gettin there metal but keep workin on them :D

(the last 2 big ones I submitted I found, but this one I made up by myself)

GUYS CHECK OUT MINE! :D

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=#=The Testimony of Fems' BF=#=

I thrust while she squeezed,

and she trust I was pleased

So I got off for a drink,

said I'd be back with a wink

Wetting my throat with the goose,

I came back for round deuse

 

Yet to my surprise she had a whip,

it sat so menacingly at her hip

Oh I coward in fear,

fore she smelled of cheap beer

From then on I was her b***,

and like a horse...I got the switch *whip cracking sound*

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i love you with all my heart

but i hate it when you fart

youre just a crazy old goat

that cant fit on a big boat

so please go f*** yourself

and pretend you are an elf

 

you didnt come to my bedroom

but you said i suck

but please just let me inform you

that it was the door that got you stuck

 

 

 

rate it please

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i love you with all my heart

but i hate it when you fart

youre just a crazy old goat

that cant fit on a big boat

so please go f*** yourself

and pretend you are an elf

 

you didnt come to my bedroom

but you said i suck

but please just let me inform you

that it was the door that got you stuck

 

 

 

rate it please

10/10

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ouch. William Butler Yeats is crying somewhere in the afterlife.

 

These are the worst poems I have ever seen.

 

The one from Skull (post #2 I think) was funny, coming after that heartbreaking sentimental one at the start, but after that, man they were just awful.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Im sorry i posted this thread lol. If anyone can post a good poem like mine ^^ then i will let you kill me in ET 5 times in a row. i get a fail spree and you get a killing spree. anyone want to take that on? :thanks

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"If anyone can post a good poem like mine ^^"

 

>:( excuse me. I took creative writing in school and yours didn't stand out as much as you'd like to think. :hmmm

Poetry is a personal thing and quality is in the eye of the beholder. Don't be so quick to judge other peoples "crafted-in-2-minute-poems".

Skull, Thunder, and I are expressing comedy through our small works and it's refreshing. Thus our poetry has accomplished it's objective :D

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