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Poetry is what we believe, and what we believe is poetry. Get it. *Snapping fingers*


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ok now i got stuck
and everyone thinks i suck
but just believe me already
i was heading towards her steady
started kissing her with haste
but she just slapped me in the face
so if you tell her i am a newb
ill slap you face with tube

:D :D :D :D :D

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that was good metal... ._.

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you really think so?
was my poem good?
if its good i wanna know
because it'll make my mood

poetry is just not for me

keep walking skull... yours rocked

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well :hmm ....you're gettin there metal but keep workin on them :D
(the last 2 big ones I submitted I found, but this one I made up by myself)
GUYS CHECK OUT MINE! :D
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=#=The Testimony of Fems' BF=#=
I thrust while she squeezed,
and she trust I was pleased
So I got off for a drink,
said I'd be back with a wink
Wetting my throat with the goose,
I came back for round deuse

Yet to my surprise she had a whip,
it sat so menacingly at her hip
Oh I coward in fear,
fore she smelled of cheap beer
From then on I was her b***,
and like a horse...I got the switch *whip cracking sound*
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OK im sorry if i messed this topic but ill post some poems more when i feel bored

nice one dude

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i love you with all my heart
but i hate it when you fart
youre just a crazy old goat
that cant fit on a big boat
so please go f*** yourself
and pretend you are an elf

you didnt come to my bedroom
but you said i suck
but please just let me inform you
that it was the door that got you stuck



rate it please

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um... 3 outta 10? lol

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i love you with all my heart
but i hate it when you fart
youre just a crazy old goat
that cant fit on a big boat
so please go f*** yourself
and pretend you are an elf

you didnt come to my bedroom
but you said i suck
but please just let me inform you
that it was the door that got you stuck



rate it please

10/10

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thunder... really? lol :D

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ouch. William Butler Yeats is crying somewhere in the afterlife.

These are the worst poems I have ever seen.

The one from Skull (post #2 I think) was funny, coming after that heartbreaking sentimental one at the start, but after that, man they were just awful.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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poetry is just not for me


stated above...

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Im sorry i posted this thread lol. If anyone can post a good poem like mine ^^ then i will let you kill me in ET 5 times in a row. i get a fail spree and you get a killing spree. anyone want to take that on? :thanks

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"If anyone can post a good poem like mine ^^"

>:( excuse me. I took creative writing in school and yours didn't stand out as much as you'd like to think. :hmmm
Poetry is a personal thing and quality is in the eye of the beholder. Don't be so quick to judge other peoples "crafted-in-2-minute-poems".
Skull, Thunder, and I are expressing comedy through our small works and it's refreshing. Thus our poetry has accomplished it's objective :D

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nicely said




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