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"I don't know how it would work exactly, but to be on the safe
side, if I ever get sent to prison I would definitely select the
"Maximum Cavity Protection" toothpaste."
- Kevin Kee
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"I read recently that men who ogle women's breasts for ten
minutes a day live longer, healthier lives. Woo-hoo! I'm gonna
live forever!"
- Bill Hewins
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An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office.
"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."
"No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."
"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue...."

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"Three Crows"
Three male crows are flying over head when one spots a dove.
He swoops down, picks up the dove and takes it
into the bushes. After a few minutes, the dove
comes out and says, "I'm a dove and I've been
loved!"

The crows continue on. A little later the second
bird sees a lark. He swoops down, picks it up and
goes into the bushes. A few minutes later, the lark
comes out and says, "I'm a lark and I've been
sparked!"

The crows continue on. A little later the third one sees a duck.

He swoops down, picks it up and takes it into the
bushes. After a few minutes the bird comes out,
then goes back in. Then the duck comes out and
says, "I'm a drake and there's been a big mistake!"

And you thought the duck would have said something else...

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