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[Crazyshot]

"Survey"

 

A woman was walking down the street when

a man who was carrying out a survey stopped

her.

 

"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on

peoples' attitudes towards sex."

"Really!" said the woman smiling.

"Could you please tell me what you think of

sex on the television?"

 

"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely

uncomfortable, especially when you've got the

antenna stuck up your arse"!

 

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"Weak"

 

The night before Bill's bypass surgery, the doctor

wanted him to take a shower; which was fine

with him, after three days of using a basin and

washcloth.

As he walked down the hall, he had a Nurse on

either side. One nurse asked, "Are you going to

be able to manage OK?"

Bill said, "I feel weak and dizzy. Perhaps both of

you would be kind enough to get in the shower

with me."

The little blonde Nurse looked up and said,

"Nice try."