Crazyshot Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "On Hold" A man walked into his office and told his male co-workers that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex. They asked him, "How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?" "Until my girlfriend dies or I get arthritis of the wrist." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One ... Men will screw anything. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Happy Couple" A happy couple went on a cruise for their honeymoon. The couple's conversation headed towards political and international events. The husband asked, "Honey. What do you think about the Middle East position." His wife replied, "I don't know, dear, have we already tried it?" "Egging Him On" After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock. ________________________ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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