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this is lol, but also a pretty awesome suggestion as i am sure there are a few people who would actually pay for this. In fact, monetizing a lot of things would make sense as far as a business model goes- I would pay more than most people would consider a reasonable amount if i had the ability to putteam. I loathe certain players who stack teams then work the objective with a stack- I would love to always put them to the unstacked team.. This would not only be very fair, but also make for huge lols among the regulars when the said players log out as opposed to playing a fair match. Anyways i hope this doesnt segway into another conversation, dont effing reply to this omg! no topic hijack! but making things up for sale would increase the money flow. and if anyone abuses a privilege then simply take it away from them. problem solved and the donation is already banked

yess! I try to keep my stories cool. and stuff.

yes, i know this is dramatic to post this here- i am limited in options since the thread gi joe decided to post my editted comment was locked by him- please do feel free to move this to that thread and relock it, as i don't want to create a new topic about it, but rather just air all that dirty laundry instead of just the tidbit joe deemed worthy. I used PMs to keep all of you out of it, but if he is going to provide you with an clip of it, I will provide you with the full thing. A note- i am logging out now, hopefully this doesnt make me a pussy like it did last time.. i have waited for a reply, but im not getting one... Another note: To all of you who have repeatedly called me a troll and said I was starting a fight... No, no I really wasn't. i really was trying to be nice to you. Read this thread- this is what I look like when I troll someone. and if he has the balls to reply, and to keep replying with ban, you will see just how abusive I really am, when I am *not* trying my hardest to be nice to you. Also any of you who really doubt exactly how smart i am, pay close attention to how i use any little information i can glean about him to rip him apart until i reduce him to a whiny puddle of schmuck. At that time, or perhaps earlier, he will ban me, or more likely he will have someone else ban me and then deny affiliation, this way he saves face. Everyone cares about something, most people care about shit that really doesn't matter much. I care about people accepting me, GI Joe here cares about how billy badass you all consider him- watch how easily I use that against him. Even with these suggestions on what to pay attention to, he will still succumb to my trolls, just as everyone does eventually. See I really am a master troll, and i really have tried really hard to be nice to you folks, and I really did just want to help. But since that is all been shitted on, I might as well give you a display of what i look like behind the nice nice mask so you can finally appreciate how hard i have tried to be nice

blah blah something about posting an edited version of my PM blah blah here's what it "really said" Obviously since you don't have the balls to post this in the open forum and you logged off immediately after sending it, you're the pussy here. Don't worry though, I will do it for you

editted to erase something i shouldnt have written you win, allow me to avoid your topics in the future. if there are any other rules that you would like me to follow that I cannot find within the rule section please PM me and i will see to it that I don't break them in the future. If you are having a bad day, I hope it gets better.

yessss! the more infinity we can shove into a fraction the more pain we can inflict on non-mathletes! muahahaha minions unite! infinity everywhere!

and if that interested you, then I have two at home projects for you! prove that 1+1=2 . philosophically. Haha see you in a few weeks. If you even care enough to attempt that one (i certainly wouldn't attempt it lol) then you should look up and possibly subscribe to numberphile on youtube. that guy's brain works on levels none of us will ever achieve. indeed he is so good with advanced math, that he toys around with gravitational trajectories to poke at Newton. (FYI newton is easily the smartest individual this world has ever seen)

if some told you that 1 = .999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 into infinity, would you believe them? Of course not, that's impossible right! not so fast there partner. lets look at this: So. 1-.999=.001 right? right. but what happens when the nines are infinitely reoccuring? (that's a lot of nines!) well.. I dont have infinity room, and i have no overbar, so imagine the following ten digits as infinite. 1 - .99999999999999(infinity) -------------------------------------- 0.000000000000000(infinity) So! we have realized that if the 9s never end, the zeros never end. if the zeros never end, then you can never place the 1 at the end as a remainder. if there is no remainder then the number remains 0.000000000 infinitely, which also equal 0. So! what does that mean? well lets see here.. 1 - .9infinity= zero infinity = zero . 1 minus zero equals 1 thus .999999 infinity equals 1 perfectly. not as in super duper ultra close to 1, but rather that it EXACTLY equals 1. mathematicians know of several ways of numerically writing many numbers, but this is hands down the most mindf***ing one of them all in my opinion. I mean, how was that even possible?

ill put it this way: I want to stick my penis in one of those cars but i can't because the math makes me go limp.

rofl this caused me to bust out laughing so hard. my point is racing is a sexy sport. all the numbers should be silent. background info. unneeded info. who crossed the finish line first? which cheerleader or model was hottest? which car would you murder a priest to get to drive? screw boost pressure, recuperation of hp, laps down to millionths of a second, and all that nonsense. you are incorperating nerdism with racing, and it murders the sexiness of the sport. No one cares how many millimeters larger one cars turbo is than anothers. take home point: i tried to watch the video, it was super boring, if there was no talking and just the cars it would have been awesome.. well except then we wouldn't get an australian accent!

i participate in geopolitical forums, secular humanism forums, mensa forums, and here. although of all of them this is the only real "forum" .. you people use programming like its 4chan, normal forums make it user-friendly.. The first time i ever had to tackle css was creating my myspace a decade ago, the second time was here, trying to figure out why i cant post pictures. >.>

err i reckon i should have explained that.. back when i was a kid my father was chief aeronautical engineer at quantico and he taught me at home how to fly a helicopter with a self built simulator built from scrapped helicopter parts and a Mac and an existing simulator program. when the airshow came he got special privileges by the CO to allow me to pilot the chopper after the came to my house and watched me get a 100 on the simulator, indeed i scored better than most of there actual pilots.. (lol right?) Anyways the helicopter i piloted had override commands and a real pilot was watching over me. If i did something wrong he would have taken over immediately, i was never in any danger, nor any of the people at the airshow. i was also sandbagged to 15 feet but my perfect display of control got them to pull all my sandbags and go to 80 feet. I made news and stuff, bunch of photos.

as an amatuer pilot i find piloting as the single most adrenaline rushing experience of my life, and im addicted to it. I have flown single engine, twin engine, and helicopters, never piloted a jet although i will eventually. I actually first piloted a helicopter when I was less than ten years old, explain to me why I cant upload photos and I will send a pick of me in the cockpit 80 feet off the ground, not a pube on my groin. lol. Anyways.. What do you fly? do you remember the first time the air dropped out from under you with windshift on a single engine? lol.. i almost shit myself. No one warns you of anything... upload photos of you flying! and tell me why the f*** i cant upload a single photo on fa websites because they are all too large? I don't do programming.. Can I reduce the size from a cell phone photo? like how do you people upload photos of yourself in your profile? meh.. I feel like if you cant program this site is a foriegn language sometimes.. Anyways.. what do you fly!!! do you own a plane? which? how much did it cost with how many hours on it? are you a little sensa man? or are you big boy gulfstream g550? Where do you fly? where do you port?