Shave and a Haircut

[Kooki]

  An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

 He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from
  age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put
  it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. 

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d
  had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened
  if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

 

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does,

Hahahaha.

[Vindstot]

If you are in a small town with only two hairdressers, where hairdresser A has a messy interior, hair is everywhere, everything is unorganized and has the worst haircut you have ever seen, and hairdresser B has a very clean shop, everything is organized, the shop looks just nice, and has the best looking hair you have ever seen... make sure to go to hairdrasser A for a haircut

 

 

 

as they cut hair for each other