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What I did in army


K3rmit

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I was a homeless bum who was secretly living in an army base. I pretended to be a janitor and stole rations from the kitchen for years. After I got caught, they were impressed with my infiltration skills but unimpressed with my physical fitness. Eventually  they made me take courses and training and made me work for the NSA (or else they would throw my arse in jail). I also took extended courses on personal hygiene (f***ing government can't tell me when to change my underwear). Now I make a living blackmailing political figures and people of influence for watching animal porn

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11 years in danish army.. medics, machinegunner, armored trolley truck driver.. etc etc

 

Call me impressed. That is extremely pretty badass (and you even have a kickass moustache)

 

With that sort of experience, ET must be a walk in the park :D

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55th artillery division, '00-'03, OR-7 SFC. Basically I was spending my time in some unknown desert base with IMI Galil and M109 US howitzer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS Ok, ok, I lied: I was in top secret Inline skates unit.

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